Check that horoscope!

YEAH!!!!!

Hey, really exciting weekly horoscope arrived today:

There are some nice aspects around this week, which will enable you to think up schemes to earn more money, and improve your overall lifestyle. Mercury aspects Venus, and both aspect Jupiter, which is a wonderful combination of lucky cosmic energies. Your career continues to blossom and bloom, and you certainly are being offered the cream of the crop when it comes to amazing opportunities. But it will also pay to go out and look for the kind of wealth-creating projects that you would love to sink your teeth into. Uranus is now firmly entrenched in Pisces, and will stay there for some time. So your attitude to your home and home life will now begin to change. But for now, Venus is visiting this part of your chart, which makes it an ideal time to entertain friends, clients, and anyone else you would like to bring home with you. Mars in Aries is also encouraging you to think about dates and love affairs. You want to feel that romantic rush as you share the first embrace with someone special. You are also not in the mood to take no for answer. But consider that not everyone may be playing hard to get.

Well, where to begin?? Money, career, love, entertainment! Did you get this one too Piffka?

Pisces

You're very enterprising right now, and may hit on a brilliant idea for making money. Putting yourself before the public in some unusual way could result in huge profits for you. Don't be shy about demonstrating your wares in public, as you're sure to attract an appreciative audience. Yes, some of your loved ones may think you've become insane, but you'll have the last laugh when the money starts pouring in.



Gosh, the mind boggles!
Am I about to sing on street corners for donations?
Dance on cafe tables, maybe?
It's the demonstrating my wares in public bit in public that worries me.

MsOlga
just make sure you're wearing underwear!!!!!!!!

LOL, margo!

Go for it, underwear or no, Olga!!

OK, got my hula hoop at the ready & am teaching Flatty some new dance steps before we hit the streets!

I was in need of some inspiration this morning, so checked my horoscope.
So what do I get?:

Happy Valentine Daze, Pisces! After careful meditation about what advice might enrich your love life, I've decided you need a more joyously rowdy and rambunctious approach to togetherness. Consider the possibility of making love with funny hats on while watching "The Simpsons," or shaving each other in the bathtub while singing tunes from Broadway musicals, or getting naked at the breakfast table and trying to throw Cheerios in each other's mouths while an instructional CD in how to speak Esperanto plays in the background.

Hmmmm ....

That sounds positively ridiculous! Mine just told me I needed flexibility.. and so I went to Birmingham centre today, which I had intended never to do. It was great, nice to look at and full of life.

Clary! You're back! Lovely to see you!

Yes, I thought it was ridiculous, too!

So, see what a little flexibility can do?

This one is strangely apt:


You will wake up one morning and realize you're more free than you've been in a long time. Nagging ghosts will have lost their power to bug you. Stale traditions will have faded. You will have made your last payment on an old karmic debt. Through an act of grace you don't fully understand, mind-forged manacles will have vanished. So what should you do next? I suggest you celebrate. Throw a "Get Out of Jail" party for yourself. Then run wild for a couple of days. When you're good and ready to harness your adorable new independence, ask yourself, "In what area of my life is it most important that I start fresh?"

No, I'm not going to throw a party. I'm quietly sitting here thinking what a relief!

Legal matters prove very beneficial for you today, Drom. You might be discussing contracts, or perhaps even a wedding! Romance also appears to be flying high for you at this time, partly due to an animated discussion of new ideas that interest both you and your beloved, and partly due to a rush of sexual energy. Remember, however, that day-to-day communication is also very important in keeping love alive. Enjoy your day.


Ah, this is completely not my day, unfortunately. The advice to you always seems so strange, Msolga!

Hello drom, nice to see you here again. (But where is Clary, & where is Piffka?)

Maybe it WILL turn out to be your day, after all? That rush of sexual energy might lead to some amazing creative energy & activity! (Says she, looking on the bright side.) In my opinion legal matters are NEVER beneficial, they are scary!

Yes, I often get strange advice, drom. Perhaps it's because I live a strange life?

VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MSOLGA for the 27th!!

Oh thank you, Clary. (pssst it was the 28th)

He, happy belated birthday, msoga!!!

Why, thank you, Walter!

Teh "early pisces" are the best, isn't it? :wink:

msolga, many happy returns! I hope you had a great day.

Perhaps?