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What sign are you? I bet you're wrong!

 
 
Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 04:39 pm
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Horoscope Hang-Up: Earth Rotation Changes Zodiac Signs
By: MEGAN FRIEDMAN (7 hours ago)
Topics: ASTROLOGY, BIZARRE, HOROSCOPE, ZODIAC

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17. (Yep, this one is new — read all about the Ophiuchus way of life here)
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.


Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/13/horoscope-hang-up-earth-rotation-changes-zodiac-signs/#ixzz1AxRQmuLL

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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 06:07 pm
Well dang.

Every single thing I thought I knew about myself and my future is wrong.

I think I'll sleep in tomorrow.
aidan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 06:40 pm
Well yeah - and I just found out that Biblical scholars have decided that Joseph of the old Testament who had the coat of many colors and was the dreamer of dreams (after whom I named my son - although really - I do love the actual sound and substance of the name JOSEPH - I can't think of a name I love more to this day ) actually DID NOT have a coat of many colors - actually - he had a coat with 'long sleeves'...huh?! In Egypt?! Okay, right....luckily there was another Joseph in Hebrew mythology/legend who was the father of the Messiah - so another meaning for Joseph is 'God shall add a son' - which he did indeed do for me, and 'productive' and as a teacher, that's another favorite word of mine - so it still works.

So it's all ever -changing - like 'use butter instead of margarine - no wait - use margarine instead of butter.. or wait - yeah - olive oil ...and that's the final word until next week...'

Anyway - I'm on the cusp of Pisces and Aries - so I always thought I was pretty much a Pisces with Aries tendencies thrown in - this just confirms it.
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Candycakes
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 06:43 pm
This is nonsense. You were BORN under a certain astrological sign. The adjustments they've just made doesn't change anything about your birth time.
The only people it will affect (if at all) are newborns.
Personally, I don't follow astrology except for kicks n giggles.
aidan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 06:45 pm
@Candycakes,
I only believe it when it's good. Otherwise - I think it's a crock.
Candycakes
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 06:54 pm
@aidan,
Of course! :-)
aidan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 06:55 pm
@Candycakes,
Yeah- how else could it work?
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 07:06 pm
I read this years ago, but somehow the description of Gemini still suits me better, so I'll stick with what I know. God knows I don't need to fill my head with more crap. Very Happy
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Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 07:12 pm
Hah! Mine didn't change.

Cycloptichorn
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 07:25 pm
@Cycloptichorn,
Allegedly I am no longer a Sagittarius but a Scorpio.
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 07:39 pm
@tsarstepan,
Bummer, I just got used to my old meaningless sign and now I have to get used to a brand new meaningless sign. And I thought a Ram was stupid, now I have to change to a fish... ugh.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 07:51 pm
@rosborne979,
Quote:
New zodiac sign Ophiuchus: Why astrology is even sillier than we thought
New zodiac sign Ophiuchus: Thanks to a wobble in the earth's axis, the astrological positions calculated some 2,000 years ago no longer apply. And even back then it was a big load of nonsense.

By Stephanie Pappas, LiveScience Senior Writer / January 13, 2011

If you look to your horoscope for a preview of your day, look again: You're probably following somebody else's supposed fate.

(For the rest of the article)
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0113/New-zodiac-sign-Ophiuchus-Why-astrology-is-even-sillier-than-we-thought
Arella Mae
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 08:31 pm
Kind of reminds me of what is going on with Christianity today. Seems like there are those that think the church has had it wrong for over 2,000 years. Now this.......................too funny Laughing
Roberta
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 11:41 pm
ROFLMAO. I am NOT a Libra. Calendar, shmalendar.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 11:43 pm
@Roberta,
If I'm no longer a gemini, what do I do with my twin?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 11:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
I ain't being no steenking Cancer for nobody!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2011 02:57 am
My sign reads "Post no bills."
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2011 02:58 am
@boomerang,
boomerang wrote:
Well dang.

Every single thing I thought I knew about myself and my future is wrong.

I think I'll sleep in tomorrow.


Hehehehehehehehehe . . .
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2011 07:12 am
@tsarstepan,
I'm suddenly a Leo rather than a Virgo, and RP is suddenly a Pisces versus an Aries. We remain incompatible, lo these 18+ years of marriage, alas.
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maxdancona
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2011 07:21 am
@Arella Mae,
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Kind of reminds me of what is going on with Christianity today. Seems like there are those that think the church has had it wrong for over 2,000 years. Now this.......................too funny


You mean Jesus wasn't really born of a Virgo?
 

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