Do you read the horoscope?

Yes I do.

Today, mine said "Mars is in Uranus", so I haven't dare sit down for six hours.

For a joke I once sent a letter to Stephen Hawking saying-
"Dear Professor, I've heard you know something about the stars, so can you please let me know what the stars foretell for me, for example will I be lucky in love?"
He replied "I'm sorry, but all I know about the stars is that they conform to Newton's Laws of motion"

Incidentally when Hitler came to power he jailed some astrologers, but later released them and hired one to be his personal fortune teller.
It must have gone something like this-
HITLER- "I hope you won't bear a grudge because I jailed you?"
ASTROLOGER- "Of course not my fuhrer"
HITLER- "Good, now tell me what the stars say I should do"
ASTROLOGER- "Invade every country in sight and become World Ruler"
HITLER- "Thanks but will there be any risk in it for me?"
ASTROLOGER- "Nah"..

Princess Diana had a personal female astrologer, there was a pic in the paper of Di being flown in by helicopter to consult her just a couple of weeks before she was killed.
You'd have thought she'd have warned her not to go riding around Paris with a black man and a drunk driver after dark..

Yes, I read horoscope. In the morning read my horoscope, and quickly scan the headlines. I do read my horoscope everyday.