Wrong Answer Game

Answer: you've just stumbled into the middle of a funeral for a beloved neighborhood cat. Please pay your respects by saying, "Meow."

Question: Why do some people have blue eyes?

Because not everyone can afford them.

How many sides to a circle?

It depends on how many players per side are available

Where does the rainbow go?

To Donald Trump's sock drawer.

What are those cats doing when they're in the bushes making all that noise?

(Thanks everybody for giving this game a boost! It helps us think outside the box too, you know.)

Kitty cat poker game.

Do caterpillars dream while they're in their coccoons?

Clearly, they're quantum reporting back to their homeworld (using their native language) ~ 1000 lightyears away ~ on the current stage of taking over the Earth by millennial stages aka the long con invasion.
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Do caterpillars dream while they're in their cocoons?
Of course not. In fact, they're not actually in their cocoons. You know how children stuff teddy bears and clothes under their bedsheets/comforter so it looks like someone is sleeping in the bed but the child is secretly off in the attic eating all the cookies? There are no caterpillars in these cocoons. They only want you to think there are. They're off playing games until its time they have to change into their adult moth/butterfly forms and get real jobs as adults.



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Who actually was responsible for the 1990s Gardner Museum Theft, one of the world history's biggest unsolved art heists?

Catching and eating all those pigeons who have been defecating on the statue of Sylvester.

Why are oysters considered to be an aphrodisiac.

1 - 'Who actually was responsible for the 1990s Gardner Museum Theft, one of the world history's biggest unsolved art heists?'

The Gardner Gang - viz., Erle Stanley Gardner, Ava Gardner (the decoy) and Chance the Gardener from the movie 'Being There'

2 - Why are oysters considered to be an aphrodisiac

So people will shell out more for their entrée

Q - Why are left-handed people always right?

Because 2 rights don't make a wrong, they make a left.

Why is the sky blue?

Clearly, the sky hasn't been taking its antidepressant medication for months as well as flaking out on its last 4 therapist appointments.

Why is password one of the most common computer passwords?

Because if you transfer your finger movement to a musical keyboard it sounds like the opening measure of Beethoven's Für Elise.

And your question is?

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

I believe it's the Maharajah. They were great friends, you know.

What's behind the flight or fight responses?

Usually something big and terrible.

You know every word used to indicate "couch."

What's your question?

Mame - What's your question?

Me! Me! I know! I know Mame!

A - 'To be, or not to be, that is the question!'

Q - How long is a piece of string?

It is the length from one end to the other end, unless both ends are joined to form a circle having neither beginning or end.

What makes the world go round?

Force of habit.

How does a tv work?