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Wrong Answer Game

 
 
Reply Sun 2 Jan, 2022 04:28 pm
Anybody up for a new game? (I'm new here; if I'm not doing this right please just erase it, or fix it or tell me how I can.)
Someone asks a question, and the next person gives a ridiculous answer, then asks another question.

Example:
Person A: Why do roses have thorns?
Person B: They want the little birds to be able to hang up their coats without having to go all the way home.

This is not a great example; I've seen some hilarious ones, and I think the people here could come up with some, if they find this game interesting.

My startoff question: Why do people behind me in traffic honk their horns so much?
(You aren't supposed to say things like, "Because you're driving too slowly to suit them" or "They're too d_____ impatient" or "Maybe your trunk is partially open," etc which are likely RIGHT answers.)
 
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jan, 2022 07:43 pm
@n0tarobot,
Answer: you've just stumbled into the middle of a funeral for a beloved neighborhood cat. Please pay your respects by saying, "Meow."

Question: Why do some people have blue eyes?
Glennn
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jan, 2022 07:54 pm
@jespah,
Because not everyone can afford them.

How many sides to a circle?
P E Dant
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jan, 2022 08:25 pm
@Glennn,

It depends on how many players per side are available

Where does the rainbow go?
n0tarobot
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jan, 2022 08:30 pm
@P E Dant,
To Donald Trump's sock drawer.

What are those cats doing when they're in the bushes making all that noise?

(Thanks everybody for giving this game a boost! It helps us think outside the box too, you know.)
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jan, 2022 08:41 pm
@n0tarobot,
Kitty cat poker game.

Do caterpillars dream while they're in their coccoons?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jan, 2022 08:43 pm
@n0tarobot,
n0tarobot wrote:


What are those cats doing when they're in the bushes making all that noise?

Clearly, they're quantum reporting back to their homeworld (using their native language) ~ 1000 lightyears away ~ on the current stage of taking over the Earth by millennial stages aka the long con invasion.
~~~
Do caterpillars dream while they're in their cocoons?
Of course not. In fact, they're not actually in their cocoons. You know how children stuff teddy bears and clothes under their bedsheets/comforter so it looks like someone is sleeping in the bed but the child is secretly off in the attic eating all the cookies? There are no caterpillars in these cocoons. They only want you to think there are. They're off playing games until its time they have to change into their adult moth/butterfly forms and get real jobs as adults.



~~~
Who actually was responsible for the 1990s Gardner Museum Theft, one of the world history's biggest unsolved art heists?
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The Anointed
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jan, 2022 08:44 pm
@n0tarobot,
Quote:
What are those cats doing when they're in the bushes making all that noise?


Catching and eating all those pigeons who have been defecating on the statue of Sylvester.

Why are oysters considered to be an aphrodisiac.
P E Dant
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 12:35 am
@The Anointed,
1 - 'Who actually was responsible for the 1990s Gardner Museum Theft, one of the world history's biggest unsolved art heists?'

The Gardner Gang - viz., Erle Stanley Gardner, Ava Gardner (the decoy) and Chance the Gardener from the movie 'Being There'

2 - Why are oysters considered to be an aphrodisiac

So people will shell out more for their entrée

Q - Why are left-handed people always right?
n0tarobot
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 09:58 am
@P E Dant,
Because 2 rights don't make a wrong, they make a left.

Why is the sky blue?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 11:23 am
@n0tarobot,
n0tarobot wrote:


Why is the sky blue?

Clearly, the sky hasn't been taking its antidepressant medication for months as well as flaking out on its last 4 therapist appointments.

Why is password one of the most common computer passwords?
hightor
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 12:28 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
Why is password one of the most common computer passwords?


Because if you transfer your finger movement to a musical keyboard it sounds like the opening measure of Beethoven's Für Elise.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 01:28 pm
@hightor,
And your question is?
hightor
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 02:10 pm
@Mame,
Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 02:51 pm
@hightor,
I believe it's the Maharajah. They were great friends, you know.

What's behind the flight or fight responses?
Glennn
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 02:57 pm
@Mame,
Usually something big and terrible.

You know every word used to indicate "couch."
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 03:19 pm
@Glennn,
What's your question?
P E Dant
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 05:28 pm
@Mame,

Mame - What's your question?

Me! Me! I know! I know Mame!

A - 'To be, or not to be, that is the question!'

Q - How long is a piece of string?
The Anointed
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 05:56 pm
@P E Dant,
Quote:
Q - How long is a piece of string?


It is the length from one end to the other end, unless both ends are joined to form a circle having neither beginning or end.

What makes the world go round?
Glennn
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 06:10 pm
@The Anointed,
Force of habit.

How does a tv work?
 

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