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@P E Dant,

Q: What would an armed hold-up person say to a one-armed man?

A: Stick it up or lose that one, too, lefty.

Q: On Gilligan's Island, no one ever had to use a toilet. Is that blooper?

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@Glennn,

Glennn - Q: On Gilligan's Island, no one ever had to use a toilet. Is that blooper?

A: No... that was Mary Ann's cooking!

Q: How come seaweed is resistant to weed spray?

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@P E Dant,

Q: How come seaweed is resistant to weed spray?

A: Because--and as it will tell you itself--it is not a weed. You can probably live on the damn stuff; try that with a weed!

Q: I'm thinking about buying one of those really small one-handed battery powered chainsaws to keep on my nightstand for home defense. Good idea, or not?

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@Glennn,

Glennn - Q: I'm thinking about buying one of those really small one-handed battery powered chainsaws to keep on my nightstand for home defense. Good idea, or not?

A: Brilliant idea... you might also think about buying the sharpening thingy... bone will blunt the saw, unfortunately

Q: When Moses built the Ark, did he remember to add the Plimsoll Line?

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@P E Dant,

Q: When Moses built the Ark, did he remember to add the Plimsoll Line?

A: He added the plimsoll line, but failed to take an account the added weight from the reproduction of the animals. Fortunately for him, the predators took care of the superfluous weight. It's all very complicated, but somehow it worked out though a lot of animals were left behind.

Q: Did Noah have a microscope so he could collect all the microorganisms?

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@coluber2001,

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It's all very complicated, but somehow it worked out though a lot of animals were left behind.

That would be the dinosaurs?

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@Yalow,

No, the dinosaurs would have predated Noah by about 64 to 65 million years.

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@coluber2001,

I heard he was very old.

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@Yalow,

Coluber2001 - Q: Did Noah have a microscope so he could collect all the microorganisms?

A: Noah had no need to collect microorgasms, he was aware of the concept of parthenogenesis, thereby negating the need for such superfluous items

Q: In the Science lab, seeing as how we is on a scientific path... Why do drops of water boil when added to acid, but the acid don't boil when added to water?

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@P E Dant,

Q: In the Science lab, seeing as how we is on a scientific path... Why do drops of water boil when added to acid, but the acid don't boil when added to water?

A: Dropping acid.... What was the question again?

Q: What point on Earth has the least gravity?

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@coluber2001,

A: Dropping acid.... What was the question again? Laughing

Coluber2001: - Q: What point on Earth has the least gravity?

A: Would it be the Green Room at a comedy festival?

Q: Why does water boil at 100C (212F) and not a degree or two (or more) either side?

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@P E Dant,

Q: Why does water boil at 100C (212F) and not a degree or two (or more) either side?

A: It's the result of a contract between water and air. However, in 2032, the contract ends and water will boil at any damn temperature it wants. So, when you take a shower and the water wants to boil . . . I hope I'm dead by then!

How do they know approximately how long a lightbulb will burn?

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@Glennn,

Glennn - Q: How do they know approximately how long a light bulb will burn?

A: I can shine a light on that one Glennn! By observation... first, they build up a series of fires (small, medium, and large)... then they place several of each type of bulb on the various fires, timing how long it takes before they explode into flames! (Yes, glass does burn)

Q: Why is a baby muskrat called a kitten?

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@P E Dant,

Q: Why is a baby muskrat called a kitten?

A: It's a long sordid tale best left untold.

Q: Who the hell came up with the idea of daylight saving time?

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@Glennn,

Glennn - Q: Who the hell came up with the idea of daylight saving time?

A: Curtain manufacturers - the extra hour of daylight fades the curtains quicker

Q: If a tree fell in the forest, and there was nobody there to hear it, who called out TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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@P E Dant,

Q: If a tree fell in the forest, and there was nobody there to hear it, who called out TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

A: His wife, Timbre, was yelling at him one last time.

Q: Why is a sawhorse called a horse?

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@coluber2001,

Coluber2001 - Q: Why is a sawhorse called a horse?

A: There is a real tail behind this, but the mane reason is that it has 4 legs; imagine being saddled with a 3-legged sawhorse! You'd come a crupper every time you tried to use it! Sawyers had to rein in their enthusiasm while sawing, until someone, jockeying for a reputation, took the bit between his teeth and came up with a winner! A 4-legged sawhorse gave stableillatee!

Q: How many book editors does it take to change a light bulb?

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@P E Dant,

Q: How many book editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Depends on whether or not any of the editors have a background in psychology. And even then, the lightbulb has to have a sincere desire to change. And the sad truth is that the vast majority of them burn out long before they even see the need to change, which make you wonder why a lightbulb emoticon is used to denote a brilliant idea.

Q: Are there cars that run on water?

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@Glennn,

Q: Are there cars that run on water?

A: Definitely! Though they start off on a frozen lake, they occasionally break through.

Q: Why are polar bears white?

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@coluber2001,

Coluber2001 - Q: Why are polar bears white?

A: Fright! How would you like to emerge from a nice warm den, having had access to lovely warm milk for months, and then suddenly Mama heaves you out into a nothingness!

Q: What type of apple was in Wm Tell's son's lunch box?

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