Wrong Answer Game

Q: What type of apple was in Wm Tell's son's lunch box?

A: A wax apple. Or is it a wane apple. Wait! Am I confusing the moon with an apple?

Q: Is pizza a pie? Dean Martin thought it was when he sang, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.

Coluber2001 - Q: Is pizza a pie? Dean Martin thought it was when he sang, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.

A: Pizza is nothing like a pie; pizza is more like an open sandwich! A pie has a top layer of pastry... pizza is more of a tart than a pie... anyway, what was Dino doing up there to get hit in the eye by the moon? <----- I see from that how you got confused Coluber, you were thinking of 'Moon Pie'

Q: Why are twins called twins?

You're right. It should be 'twouts'.

Q: Why are twins called twins?

A: The term "doublets" was more common at one time but it was confused with a popular shirt in the Middle Ages. Doublets and triplets makes more sense than twins and triplets.

Q: Was the wheel or the donut first invented?

coluber2001 - Q: Was the wheel or the donut first invented?

A: The wheel of course! How else would the street vendors move their heavy carts about? You must have heard of 'The Wheel Of Fortune'! There is no record of a mobile donut seller going bust!

Q: Why do dogs chase their tail?

Q: Why do dogs chase their tail?

A: It's a case of mistaken identity. He's at war with himself because he doesn't recognize his own nature. It's a tail of two dogs.

Q: Does it just rain cats and dogs, or are other animals involved?

Q: Does it just rain cats and dogs, or are other animals involved?
A. No one knows why, but the AOFLU (All Oceans Fishderation Laber Union) have in their global contract that for every 4 times it rains cats and dogs, there has to be at least one time it rains fish. And once every decade, there must be a sharknado. Seems to go against the fish population's best interests but there ya go.

Q. Do alligators cry crocodile tears or are they truly cold and emotionless that they can't even fake cry?

tsarstepan - Q. Do alligators cry crocodile tears or are they truly cold and emotionless that they can't even fake cry?

A: Alligators are well-known weepers, especially over the death of an ancestor; in fact, alligators weep at the memory of their forebears, the Archosaurs; however, while somewhat related to the crocodiles, alligators do not weep tears for crocodiles, because they can't stand their constant bragging!!

Q: What was the bosun's name on Noah's Ark?

Q: What was the bosun's name on Noah's Ark?

A: Mrs Noah

Q: Can I keep a giraffe as an indoor pet?

coluber2001 - Q: Can I keep a giraffe as an indoor pet?

A: Only if you live in a re-purposed elevator/lift shaft

Q: Why is it that the Columbidae (pigeons and doves) are the only birds that don't have to tilt their heads back to drink?

Q: Why is it that the Columbidae (pigeons and doves) are the only birds that don't have to tilt their heads back to drink?

Interesting!

A: Doves and pigeons must be little dinosaurs with feathers.

Q: Why don't pirouetting ballet dancers get dizzy?

coluber2001 - Q: Why don't pirouetting ballet dancers get dizzy?

A: Dizzyness occurs when the brain is spun around inside the skull, or, alternatively, the skull is spun around outside the brain... far be it for this Dant to make aspersions about ballet dancers, but facts is facts!

Q: When it is said of a dancer that 'they have two left feet', does the dancer have to have special shoes made? Supplementary question: Is there any record of a dancer having two right feet?

Q: When it is said of a dancer that 'they have two left feet', does the dancer have to have special shoes made? Supplementary question: Is there any record of a dancer having two right feet?

A: Yes, dancers with two right feet were called bi-dextral. Unfortunately, they couldn't stay on stage because they kept going to the left just as the bi-sinestral dancers kept going to the right. It was also more expensive for them because they had to buy two pairs of shoes.

Q: We like to think that the best dancers are light on their feet, but could anyone dance without gravity?

coluber2001 - Q: We like to think that the best dancers are light on their feet, but could anyone dance without gravity?

A: Of course! You only have to look at people from various nations doing their national dances... full of joy and happiness! Even a ghoulish person dancing on someone's grave could dance without gravity

Preamble: The Leppard family were organising a family reunion and decided that a picnic would be just the thing... they went to the local authority and organised that certain areas of a local park would be set aside for them... when they had all arrived they realised that their immediate neighbours were the Higheena family, and their inane laughter would be intolerable... also, close by were the Ellefant family, and one of the minors had a trumpet that he blew constantly... they went to the Ranger and asked 'Can we move our picnic spots?' and the Ranger agreed...

Q: Is it not true that the Leppards can change their spots?

Q: Is it not true that the Leppards can change their spots?

A: Yes, at least until the warranty runs out at maturity at about 2 years of age.

Q: Does a spitball really contain spit or what?

coluber2001 - Q: Does a spitball really contain spit or what?

A: Unfortunately it is true that a spitball contains spit, and covid bugs, food scraps, plaque, various bacteria that inhabit the mouth and upper respiratory tract, sometimes even a loose tooth, mucus & etc

Q: When someone says they have landed a 'plum' job, does that mean they are a fruitpicker?

Q: When someone says they have landed a 'plum' job, does that mean they are a fruitpicker?

A: Hardly! Fruit picking is tough work, more a lemon of a job than a plum job.

Q: Is subpar a good thing or bad thing?

coluber2001 - Q: Is subpar a good thing or bad thing?

A: A good thing when playing golf; however, not a good thing if you are feeling subpar after a heavy night on the bottle

Q: Are Real Estate Agents merely misunderstood?

Q: Are Real Estate Agents merely misunderstood?

A: miss Understood, mrs Understood, and mr Understood. They just want to make money.

Q: Why are there no females in mlb?

coluber2001 - Q: Why are there no females in mlb?

A: Had to look this up Coluber! I am assuming your mlb stands for 'Major League Baseball'? If so, the reason there are no females in mlb is because, they, like me, had no idea of what it is!

Q: Is a watermelon called such because you have to tap it to determine ripeness?