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Wrong Answer Game

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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 06:25 pm
@Glennn,
Special television opossums.

Where is Atlantis?
Glennn
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 06:36 pm
@jespah,
You can't get there from here; only from Shambhala.

How do they know that no two snowflakes are alike?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 06:38 pm
@jespah,
You 'shoulda' make 'dat' left 'toin' at 'Albakoikie'.

Who shot J.R.?
The Anointed
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 06:38 pm
@jespah,
Quote:
Where is Atlantis?


A: Where Atlantis is.

Why is it always fine "ELSEWHERE"?
Glennn
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 06:42 pm
@The Anointed,
Because elsewhere is not here.

Are snake plants dangerous?
The Anointed
 
  0  
Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 06:53 pm
@Glennn,
Quote:
Are snake plants dangerous?


Only the ones with fangs.

Why did snakes lose their legs?
Glennn
 
  0  
Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 07:00 pm
@The Anointed,
Pure carelessness . . . or in a card game.

Why is toilet paper called toilet paper when it's not really going to be used on the toilet?
The Anointed
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 08:04 pm
@Glennn,
Quote:
Why is toilet paper called toilet paper when it's not really going to be used on the toilet?


But it will be used on that which sits on, and is one with the toilet.
What makes a noise like a frog underfoot ?
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P E Dant
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 08:28 pm
@Glennn,

A: In the great state of Georgis, southern U S Of A

Q: How many pigs worked on the house of bricks?
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n0tarobot
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 09:14 pm
@Glennn,
As for how they know no two snowflakes are alike, they are born by sexual reproduction, which always produces a new combination.
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n0tarobot
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 09:15 pm
@tsarstepan,
As for who shot JR (trying to catch up some hanging questions): I did. Ha Ha. Wait--the statute of limitations has run out, right?
n0tarobot
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 09:17 pm
@n0tarobot,
Questions still unanswered:

What makes a noise like a frog underfoot?
How many pigs worked on the house of bricks?
n0tarobot
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 09:51 pm
@n0tarobot,
(Can't resist)
"What makes a noise like a frog underfoot?" Kermit the Frog when Miss Piggy catches him with another woman.

How many pigs worked on the house of bricks?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 09:57 pm
@n0tarobot,
n0tarobot wrote:

How many pigs worked on the house of bricks?

3003 porcine workers. It was a government boondoggle. 5 years behind schedule and $15BN over budget.

Who let the dogs out?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2022 10:32 pm
@tsarstepan,
Ultimately, the one who taught them to open doors.

Who invented ping pong?
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2022 01:59 pm
@Glennn,
A Chinese lab rat.

Why is it so cold in Canada?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2022 04:32 pm
@Mame,

Q: Why is it so cold in Canada?

A: Because Justin forgot to pay the power bill!

Q: How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2022 05:42 pm
@P E Dant,
None; I'll sit in the dark.

Question: do mice enjoy opera?
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2022 06:11 pm
@jespah,
Mice don't enjoy opera, Jespah, they love Drake, of course.

Why do bears poop in the woods?
The Anointed
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2022 06:28 pm
@Mame,
Quote:
Why do bears poop in the woods?


After pooping in the woods, the bear asked a rabbit if he had a problem with poop sticking to his hair, when the rabbit answered 'NO' the bears said "GOOD" and picked the rabbit up and wiped his bum with him, and that's why bears poop in the woods where the bum wiping rabbits live.

Why is human poop mainly tapered at one end?
 

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