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Wrong Answer Game

 
 
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2022 08:45 pm
@The Anointed,

A: Because most humans like to get straight to the point!

Q: Why do some people like to burn the candle at both ends?
n0tarobot
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2022 08:55 pm
@P E Dant,
To see which one burns up first.

Why does a dog who has a nice clean bowl of water like to drink from a dirty mud puddle in the yard?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2022 09:05 pm
@n0tarobot,

A: Because the dog doesn't really believe it is a bowl of clean water; they remember the time you put that anti-bark powder in such a bowl and encouraged them with 'drink up Fido, there's a good dog'

Q: Do pigs really enjoy playing about in the mud?
The Anointed
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2022 10:03 pm
@P E Dant,
Quote:
Q: Do pigs really enjoy playing about in the mud?


Not really it's just that they hate being clean.

Q: why are pussy's cleaner that dogs?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2022 10:40 pm
@The Anointed,
Because cats understand enough to give a damn. Dogs don't.

Is it true that Vulcans are incapable of lying?

Mame
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2022 07:00 am
@Glennn,
Glennn wrote:

Is it true that Vulcans are incapable of lying?


That's just another lie they told you.

Why hasn't America gone metric like the rest of the world?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2022 09:32 am
@Mame,
Because they believe that new things come from the devil.

Why are roads black?
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2022 09:38 am
@Glennn,
Because yellow is an awful colour for a road!

Why do some adults need diapers?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2022 11:21 am
@Mame,
They're not adults. It goes like: newborn becomes baby; baby becomes infant; infant becomes toddler; toddler becomes child; child becomes adolescent; adolescent becomes adult; adult becomes senior; senior becomes that which needs diapers.

Why are plastic clothes-hangers designed to bear waaay more weight than necessary?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2022 04:51 pm
@Glennn,

Q: Glenn - Why are plastic clothes-hangers designed to bear waaay more weight than necessary?

A: Because they may be needed to repair the Sydney Harbour Bridge!

https://www.google.com/search?q=sydney+harbour+bridge+the+coathanger&client=firefox-b-ab&sxsrf=AOaemvIPzJTjbUaWN8oOfp-yxujnTJX_nw:1641423003386&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjI0KuY2Zv1AhX7T2wGHVIVBzsQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1024&bih=616&dpr=1

Q: When Doves cry, do they get the hiccups?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2022 06:17 pm
@P E Dant,
Q: When Doves cry, do they get the hiccups?

A: The ones who drink do.

Q: Is living actually the dying process slowed down?
P E Dant
 
  2  
Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2022 08:13 pm
@Glennn,

Q: Glenn - Is living actually the dying process slowed down?

A: No. If you slow down the dying process the colours don't fix properly

Q: How do you explain the fact that whales can't yodel?
glitterbag
 
  2  
Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2022 09:14 pm
@P E Dant,
Because they haven't been to the Alp's.

Can the Queen of Hearts actually order decap's.
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 11:04 am
@glitterbag,
Can the Queen of Hearts actually order decap's.

Absolutely - every Monday and Friday and it's a horror show.

How does Cadbury get the caramel into their Caramilk Bars?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 05:36 pm
@Mame,

Mame: How does Cadbury get the caramel into their Caramilk Bars?

A: This is a very difficult process whereby a large turkey baster is inserted into the empty casing of the bar, and at the bell, the baster is squeezed gently, thereby forcing out (and in) the exact amount of caramel per portion. The Turkey who does this job is an employee of long standing; this particular job is considered to be a sinecure

Q: Is there really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 05:41 pm
@P E Dant,
Not after I heard about it.

Is the glass half empty or half full?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 05:54 pm
@Glennn,

Glenn - Is the glass half empty or half full?

A: It depends entirely on how you are standing; if you are standing on your head, then the glass would appear to be half full; by standing to the side, you may not get a clear view of the glass, and it's 'fullness' (or 'emptiness') would not be apparent. Dant Philosophy suggests that you half-fill the glass with a good red, then drink same will pondering this quandary

Q: Why do ducks dabble?
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 05:59 pm
@P E Dant,
Why do ducks dabble?

Because they're commitment-phobic so they dabble in this, dabble in that.

Why can't you rub your tummy and pat your head simultaneously?

Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 06:01 pm
@P E Dant,
Ducks dabble because they're just not ready to commit.

As to whether the glass is half-full or half-empty, it really depends on what's in the glass.

Why is it that when the trees start swaying, a breeze kicks up?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 06:04 pm
@Mame,
Because it that ever happens, the universe would cease to be. So, don't even try it.

Is there an explanation for existence?
 

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