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IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT?

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 12:09 pm
Well, i'm going to cheat anyway, but i'm a moral coward, and i would like you all to come along to tell me it's OK. She's a great woman, attractive, witty . . . i don't remember her name just now, but that will come with time. Surely i can have my cake and eat it, too?
 
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 12:33 pm
Cake. Her name is Cake.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 12:37 pm
@edgarblythe,
I thought it was kak..
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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 12:42 pm
@Setanta,
As Archie Bunker once said, "You can have your cake and Edith, too!"
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 12:54 pm
Dingbats i don't need . . . encouragement to do what i'm going to do anyway is what i'm after.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 01:09 pm
@Setanta,
Cannibalism is now considered a form of cheating? I would never have guessed.
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engineer
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 01:11 pm
@Setanta,
Cheating is a slippery path. First you start cheating in Candy Land, then Monopoly and the next thing you know, you're being tossed out of bridge tournaments. Not worth it.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 01:17 pm
@engineer,
The first step to adultery is a wedding.
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 01:19 pm
I thought infantry was the first step to adultery.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 01:21 pm
@Setanta,
Ok. You win.
roger
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 01:43 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Surely i can have my cake and eat it, too?


Sure you can eat it. Why else would you have a cake?
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George
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 02:10 pm
Never cheat on anyone who knows where all your old injuries are.
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Germlat
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 02:12 pm
@maxdancona,
The rules of cheating:
1. I'm not happy...she/he deserves it
2. our sex life is not what it used to be
3. I'm getting old and must prove I've still got it.
4. She/he doesn't realize it...but other people pay lots of attention to me.
5. She/he won't find out.
6. I'm the only one's whose feelings matter.
7. He/she will probably forgive me ( cause I'm indispensable)
8. I don't remember the last time I cared about his/her needs.
9. My mom told me I'm the most special. Anyone else is only here to make me
happy.
10. The other new flame is giving me a tickle in my pants which is proof of true love
11. People who truly love you can never be upset by you/your actions.
12. If a person truly loves you they should accept anything you throw their way
13. If someone really loves you...they'll put up with anything you do.
14. One should never be made to feel humble. (Only people who are lacking are)
15. I turn a lot of people on...my spouse should be grateful.
16. My spouse would never leave me. I'm too wonderful ...
17. The passion is gone and he/she refuses to acknowledge me...what me??
Why should I have to be the one to try?
18. Everyone I choose to love like will be faithful/loyal...that's really common.
19. If it's the real thing...it shouldn't take work. That's just wrong.
20. Other people's needs cannot possibly be as complex as my own. I'm unique
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 02:16 pm
Now we're getting somewhere!
maxdancona
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 02:18 pm
@Germlat,
Which is preferable, cheating or divorce?

I chose divorce... but I am not sure that this is always the correct decision.
Germlat
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 02:32 pm
@maxdancona,
I think divorce is the best thing for some. I've seen people be better spouses to a second or third wife/husband. Not because they became different people, but because they were willing to give more of themselves. There are some extreme exceptions to this but--usually divorce is not difficult to attain.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 03:11 pm
@maxdancona,
Ok, max, this is the first time you got me laughing. I suppose it's an old saw but newly new to me.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 03:13 pm
@Setanta,
oh, wait..

isn't adolatry somewhere in the middle?
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Germlat
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 03:27 pm
@ossobuco,
I forgot to mention this is only something that happens to unsuccessful and unattractive people. Everyone else is safe...if you're Christian that goes double. It'll never happen to you.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 03:39 pm
Looks like I'm ordering dinner for one unless someone would like to jet on over.

Akchually, skip that. I'd kind of like to have all of crunchy bits for myself Smile
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