IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT?

Cake. Her name is Cake.

I thought it was kak..

As Archie Bunker once said, "You can have your cake and Edith, too!"

Dingbats i don't need . . . encouragement to do what i'm going to do anyway is what i'm after.

Cannibalism is now considered a form of cheating? I would never have guessed.

Cheating is a slippery path. First you start cheating in Candy Land, then Monopoly and the next thing you know, you're being tossed out of bridge tournaments. Not worth it.

The first step to adultery is a wedding.

I thought infantry was the first step to adultery.

Ok. You win.

Sure you can eat it. Why else would you have a cake?

Never cheat on anyone who knows where all your old injuries are.

The rules of cheating:
1. I'm not happy...she/he deserves it
2. our sex life is not what it used to be
3. I'm getting old and must prove I've still got it.
4. She/he doesn't realize it...but other people pay lots of attention to me.
5. She/he won't find out.
6. I'm the only one's whose feelings matter.
7. He/she will probably forgive me ( cause I'm indispensable)
8. I don't remember the last time I cared about his/her needs.
9. My mom told me I'm the most special. Anyone else is only here to make me
happy.
10. The other new flame is giving me a tickle in my pants which is proof of true love
11. People who truly love you can never be upset by you/your actions.
12. If a person truly loves you they should accept anything you throw their way
13. If someone really loves you...they'll put up with anything you do.
14. One should never be made to feel humble. (Only people who are lacking are)
15. I turn a lot of people on...my spouse should be grateful.
16. My spouse would never leave me. I'm too wonderful ...
17. The passion is gone and he/she refuses to acknowledge me...what me??
Why should I have to be the one to try?
18. Everyone I choose to love like will be faithful/loyal...that's really common.
19. If it's the real thing...it shouldn't take work. That's just wrong.
20. Other people's needs cannot possibly be as complex as my own. I'm unique

Now we're getting somewhere!

Which is preferable, cheating or divorce?

I chose divorce... but I am not sure that this is always the correct decision.

I think divorce is the best thing for some. I've seen people be better spouses to a second or third wife/husband. Not because they became different people, but because they were willing to give more of themselves. There are some extreme exceptions to this but--usually divorce is not difficult to attain.

Ok, max, this is the first time you got me laughing. I suppose it's an old saw but newly new to me.

oh, wait..

isn't adolatry somewhere in the middle?

I forgot to mention this is only something that happens to unsuccessful and unattractive people. Everyone else is safe...if you're Christian that goes double. It'll never happen to you.

Looks like I'm ordering dinner for one unless someone would like to jet on over.

Akchually, skip that. I'd kind of like to have all of crunchy bits for myself