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Wrong Answer Game

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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2022 02:24 pm
@coluber2001,
Can walking sticks run?

No, they only tap dance.

Why is it illegal for two moose to have sex on city sidewalks in Fairbanks, Alaska?
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2022 03:53 pm
@Mame,
Why is it illegal for two moose to have sex on city sidewalks in Fairbanks, Alaska?

It's not illegal, but it would be in violation of the 4th Law of Energy Conservation.

Would the earth weigh more if all the birds landed at the same time?
P E Dant
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2022 04:31 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

Q: bobsal etc - Would the earth weigh more if all the birds landed at the same time?

A: Only by a featherweight

Q: How high is high enough when getting high?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2022 08:38 pm
@P E Dant,
P E Dant wrote:


Q: How high is high enough when getting high?

You seriously never heard of the Mile High Club?!
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How many angels can in fact dance on the head of a pin?
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2022 08:53 pm
@tsarstepan,
30,000 for big line dances; 24 for the cha cha.

Does anybody really know what time it is?
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2022 12:50 am
@jespah,
Does anyone really care?

What time is it in Lapland, AM or PM
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2022 05:23 pm
@glitterbag,

Q: glitterbag - What time is it in Lapland, AM or PM

A: It is tomorrow

Q: Were there any cherries on the cherry tree Geo Washington cut down?
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2022 08:37 pm
@P E Dant,
P E Dant wrote:


Q: Were there any cherries on the cherry tree Geo Washington cut down?


A: Trick question.

Q: Do androids have any special powers we should be notified of? (asking for a friend)
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2022 12:16 am
@bobsal u1553115,
Q: Do androids have any special powers we should be notified of? (asking for a friend)

Yes, but only an android could tell you, and then they'd have to kill you.

Q: If a quarter moon looks like a half moon, what does a half moon look like?
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2022 08:46 am
@coluber2001,


Quote:
Q: If a quarter moon looks like a half moon, what does a half moon look like?


The other quarter moon.

q: Can the ends be held against the middle?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2022 09:12 am
@bobsal u1553115,
bobsal u1553115 wrote:


q: Can the ends be held against the middle?

Embarrassed Gah!!!! Embarrassed You're sick. Embarrassed You monster! Crying or Very sad I threw up in my mouth a little. Embarrassed



Wink
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Who is, in fact, coming to dinner?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2022 05:40 pm
@tsarstepan,

Q: tsarstepan - Who is, in fact, coming to dinner?

A: Elvis? (I have it on good authority that he is still alive and living with Marilyn)

Q: Do Ants get lonely?
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2022 10:31 pm
@P E Dant,
Q: Do Ants get lonely?

Not as long as pirate rock cults exist and Adam continues to hold keggers in his garage on Saturdays.

How far below the frost line should tulip bulbs be planted in Ohio?

P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Jan, 2022 05:15 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

Q: bobsal etc - How far below the frost line should tulip bulbs be planted in Ohio?

A: It depends on the siting of Punxsutawney Phil's burrow (used as a general guide only)

Q: Does it take much to needle tennis player Novax Jokervitch?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Jan, 2022 07:32 pm
@P E Dant,
P E Dant wrote:


Q: Does it take much to needle tennis player Novax Jokervitch?

Clearly, you need a battery of artillery porcupines.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2022 09:20 am
@tsarstepan,
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

That may be a euphemism, but I don't remember what for anymore. Anyway, I was counting and had one lick to go, and lost count. Dammit!

Q: Why is an egghead called an egghead?

Mame
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2022 12:34 pm
@coluber2001,
Q: Why is an egghead called an egghead?

Because Mr. Potato Head was already taken.

Do fish get thirsty?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2022 04:57 pm
@Mame,

Q: Mame - Do fish get thirsty?

A: Have you never heard the expression 'drinks like a fish?' - these creatures make up the majority of members of AA (Marine Division)

Q: Why can't Emus walk backwards?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2022 10:10 pm
@P E Dant,
P E Dant wrote:


Q: Why can't Emus walk backwards?

You assume wrongly that emus can't walk backward because you saw their moonwalk. That's birdcist. Who do you think Michael Jackson stole that dance move from?

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Why is Netflix REALLY raising its monthly subscription fee?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2022 05:08 pm
@tsarstepan,

Q: czarstepan - Why is Netflix REALLY raising its monthly subscription fee?

A: Because they are preparing to move the entire operation to Mars

Q: How hard are the rocks at the 'Hard Rock Cafe?'
 

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