@engineer,
Quote:I think Woods acted in his best interest in settling quickly and it was a logical decision.
There speaks the materialist. Nothing poetic. one long yaaaaaaawn. A bunch of crew-cuts carving it up like so many real-estate deals.
No battle of the Yin/Yang. Think of six months leaking and counter-leaking getting nearer and nearer the bedclothes and then exploding in a frenzy of sordid, disgusting evidence from a string of gold-diggers and our intrepid golfing hero explaining how he had been led by the nose by the greatest power in nature, quoting from Origin of Species from time to time and rolling his eyes occasionally at the more extravagent fictions (cue Camera 7). He could claim his rights under the laws of Genetic Susceptibility at 50 atmospheres of pressure of having a lot of money and staying in his hotel room on his own reading Golf World for the third night. Our Foreign Secretary, Mr William Hauge P.C. has discovered the danger of having a male in one's hotel bedroom whilst touring. Tiger could speculate whether any of the gentlemen in the court-room had ever been tested out under such stringent, experimental conditions of that nature when in the prime of their powers having shot a 64 in the third round to take a four stroke lead that very afternoon. Just how many pitfalls are there in a man's path through that sort of maze? Could any one of the gentlemen in the court lay his hand on his heart and claim he could have escaped. And that anyway it was necessary to keep his swing smooth, graceful and accurate (winks at stern Jury Forewoman knowingly), so that the Stars and Stripes would continue to fly triumphantly at the top of World Golf Rankings. In short-patriotic.
Expert witnesses being called to explain the ins-and-outs of leading an Alpha male by the nose without him realising he is being led by the nose so delicately graduated are the steps in such a process. There's a scene in a bar in Footballer's Wives which brilliantly demonstrates how the spark sets it in motion. The plot of it that followed went too fast for real life. It was crude. Useful nevertheless.
And everybody knows that footballers are not Alpha Males. And that few women can match an English Rose at that game when she's putting her best foot forward for the new boy star signing on his own in the Player's Club on a quiet night.
What's that worth to MediaCorps? Millions of trees, felled, trimmed, carted, crushed, pulped, flattened, dried into flimsy festoons of fresh, virgin white space, rolled up, carted, forked off, and unrolled with ink marks inserted in the passage through the giant machine copied from the transcripts including the "sequence deleted"s and dumped on streetcorners to fly away as fast as the avidity of the reader's curiosity. I'll not discuss TV because you can see the drooling in HD and this is a respectable thread.
The law of Genetic Susceptibility at 50 atm. is a scientific law. It's testable, verifiable and repeatable and is peer-reviewed all to **** for nigh on 5,000 years by the best writers the world has to offer.