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Reply Fri 16 Nov, 2007 12:44 pm
Alphabetically of cause!



Alabama - Declares war on Paris France! Shocked
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contrex
 
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Reply Fri 16 Nov, 2007 01:30 pm
Alabama - Find Yourself Another Country To Be Part Of - Neil Young

Why would a state full of rednecks declare war on such a civilised city? Envy? Ignorance? They meant Paris Texas, but hey, y'all, we don't do geography heah! How could they possibly win?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 16 Nov, 2007 01:39 pm
uh... you mean>>>.

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Balkan Construction Delayed Forever


Joe(jes guessing)Nation
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 11:13 am
Capybaras overrun Maryland State House!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 11:59 am
Dallas women vehemently deny cheerleader image
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 12:10 pm
Excitement at Debutante Ball - Highlight of the Boston season commenced last night with Jespah a new star who burst upon the social scene to claim the limelight.


(CJ, are you sure; I was kinda looking forward to that trip.)
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 02:14 pm
Florida requires special driver's ed for seniors driving Golf carts.


(Try, you like the girls cheering for you, don't you?)
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 02:38 pm
Great excitement in the Clinton camp as Cjhsa lends support to Hillary's Presidential bid!




(Sure, but not if they are in denial. If I wanted to see deNile I would go to Egypt!)
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 03:24 pm
Hungry transients in Hungary are threatened with Goulash cannon.

(why travel so far, we've got West Nile right here)
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contrex
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 03:31 pm
Italians match goulash cannon with beef bayonet in bizarre weapons race. Mutton musket threat looms.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 06:33 pm
Just in…..Dutchy makes his 77947th post! Translations should be available later today.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 06:55 pm
Knife thrower terminated at Benihana's Restaurant.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 01:13 pm
Little can save this thread from Crash and Burn!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 01:41 pm
More time is needed for the Australian die-hards to arrive
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 01:44 pm
New Brunswick hosts World Lobster Festival
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 01:50 pm
Opossum population in Texas in desperate need of curtailing. Bush opposes interfering with nature.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 01:52 pm
Paris Hilton makes sudden apparence at the court house on drunk and disorderly charge in the backseat of a Volkswagen.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 03:52 pm
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 04:02 pm
RaggedyAggie scores a coup with the return of her beloved dalmation puppy avatar
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 04:13 pm
Skepticism over Kicky's announcement - he is to join the Temperance Movement!
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