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Today’'s breaking news stories…

 
 
Rockhead
 
  3  
Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 05:02 pm
Lawyering for Dummies sold out in A2K bookstore. Clerk says new shipment due soon...
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 05:04 pm
@Rockhead,
Mucho snarliness ensues, apparently to the delight of some Wink
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Wed 3 Sep, 2008 06:17 pm
Needless to say…
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
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wandeljw
 
  3  
Reply Wed 3 Sep, 2008 06:36 pm
Only Prose Will Be Allowed In This Game
(Wandel decides to make a new rule.)
jespah
 
  3  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 03:47 am
@wandeljw,
Poetry readings replaced by recitation of new rules
Izzie
 
  2  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 04:20 am
@jespah,
Quite how the rules, new
Will go down with the Blue
Will be amusing to see
I look forward with glee…
Breaking News in poetic prose
Could raise a few smiles
With our author, who knows
With TryAgains… errr….“styles”

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wandeljw
 
  3  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 07:47 am
Retraction of Prose Rule by Wandel -- Tryagain Wins Again
Izzie
 
  3  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 08:10 am
@wandeljw,
Say what, Wandel No, Special Agent had spoke
Sadly, no prose, forthcoming from folk
No little ditties to Break Out the News
Back to the ship then, I'm off on a cruise!

CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 08:40 am
@Izzie,
Today we learned that special agent wandel changes his mind like he changes his underwear. Yesterday he was an avid revolutionary, today he caves in
and hands over the scepter to Try again.
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Tryagain
 
  3  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 09:48 am
Unfair!!! Republican ruckus rally ready reply repudiates Wandel’s resounding raucous rules refutation " Resplendent response resonates reprise rapier retort:

Now this political campaigning
Is anything but plain sailing.
With her girl up the spout
She may be forced to bale out,
It's all quite beyond the Palin.
wandeljw
 
  2  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 09:58 am
@Tryagain,
"Very well then," Wandel replies, "the rule will be NO alliteration."
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Izzie
 
  3  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 10:00 am
@Tryagain,
Whoa.....how clever was that?
A ditty to bat
Now where’s the retort
From the Special Agents Fort
wandeljw
 
  3  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 10:20 am
@Izzie,
X-Ray vision not needed to see that special agent's retort is above Izzie's post.
Izzie
 
  3  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 10:25 am
@wandeljw,
Y wasn't it in poetic prose
Are the words from the English Rose
I gotta go nowse
To Tulips house
Will there be a poem later, who knows?


(k.... done with poems.... terrible a?)
wandeljw
 
  2  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 10:50 am
@Izzie,
Zenith in A2K poetry may now have been reached.
Tryagain
 
  2  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 11:01 am
@wandeljw,
Agent Wandel called in to solve mystery -

So he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
CalamityJane
 
  4  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 12:26 pm
@Tryagain,
Before November election day is near, a2k will be split into two: PPs and CPs -
short for pro Palin and con Palin. Alaskans on the other hand are just happy
to be rid of her.
spendius
 
  2  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 01:03 pm
@CalamityJane,
Try wins Nobel Prize for Literature.
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 01:44 pm
Conbobberation reigns splashed across The Boston Globe broadsheet due to lexicon calamity " ‘Private Dick’ axed following the latest:

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

Literature is the art of written works. Literally translated, the word means "acquaintance with letters" (from Latin littera; letter.)
Try denies any French correspondence!
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Francis
 
  3  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 01:49 pm
Denying evidence is a sign.
Of what, I'd be in pain to tell..
 

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