(what a tongue breaker, nimh
)
Louisiana's top secret main ingredient for gumbo is hemp.
Man-eating lion hunted by wily women
{PS Thanks for the deb' ball thing}
(Mein Gott Jespah, I didn't know you read all this stuff! Please accept my deepest sympathies)
News blackout imposed over OZ threats to boycott thread - Spokesperson Dutchy said, "I just want time alone with my loved one"
.Mismi was not available to comment
(
you two)
Oklahoma governor declares mandatory English pronounciation classes for
all its residents.
President's library burns down - three books were still uncolored says spokesman.
Queues form outside the French embassy in Washington to offer condolences at their loss!
Road rage in preschool in Alabama - state is looking into possible prohibition of tricycles.
Stormy scenes as Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm is called a pimp.
Tryagain's avatar seen in mystical vision in IHOP pancakes; thousands of the faithful gather
Utah, the Mormon state labels Starbucks as a sinful temptation and urges
its people to withstand Starbucks polygamy offer: buy 5 for the price of 2!
Voices were raised over the alleged unfair distribution of Christmas gifts on the A2K shopping channel
"Water under the Bridge", said a2k president jespah in anticipation of Hanukkah presents.
Xerox copies of the long awaited Gustavratzenhofer autobiography rushed to the A2K store to meet unprecedented demand
X Rays reveal that Gus' gastrointestinal problems are due to the overindulgent partying in the swamp.
Yes, Gustavratzenhofer was on the mind of more than one A2K member as evidenced by the 8:00 pm double post with reference to himself, in person.
Zoo keepers napped Gustav Ratzenhofer again for stealing food at the
Orangutan compound.
Alarm raised by Yeti sighting - denied by local resident Mr. Gustavratzenhofer - who said it was just a trick of the light on his beard
Beautiful women everywhere are keeping an eye out for the recently immortalized Mr. Gustavratzenhofer with the hope of checking out his capybara.
Chavez granted asylum in Spain. Juan Carlos caught buying muzzle.
Concern raised at the sighting of a yard-long bean out at the old Gustavratzenhofer shack - Biological teams to investigate
