Yesterday was still a day away on Thursday and it was then called tomorrow. It was only by luck that it did not happen on a Wednesday, because someone - 'No names, no pack drill*'. Missed the freeking 'W',
* The 'no names, no pack-drill' mantra is first recorded in a memoir of the Indian Treaty negotiations, which took place between the British and Native Americans in Canada in the late 1860s.
This piece from the Manitoba Daily Free Press lists the phrase as an 'old saw' (i.e. a traditional, homespun proverb) in July 1874:
[Notes taken] At the time of the Indian Treaty of 1873.
No NAMES — No PACK DRILL. — Old saw.
However, whilst waiting for our new Travel Writer, I must redress the grievous omission of failing to report that the distinguished correspondent Wandeljw, the Breaking News Associate Editor picked up most prizes and also walked away with the prestigious A2K Design Award -
A report has been filed at the local Sheriff's Office for the return of the missing items...
An APB has been issued warning female members to be careful as Wandel has been described as a little 'Horny'.