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Quite a sticky mess with maple syrup if you asked me, wandel.

Really not much of a problem for those who prefer maple syrup.

Shhhhhhhh, Wandel! Don't give Try any ideas. There are just certain things you don't use during food sex including sour cream, mayonnaise, and paper clips.

Tryagain will appreciate that advice, especially since it came from you, Brooke.

Unbelievable JustBrooke, I'll try your cooking any day.

Voracious Appetite Down Under for a Bush Tucker Trial!

I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Outta Heeeeeeeeeeeere <a must watch>




It was the Butler - so said the Princess



<feel good Friday>

Well, gettin' A2K to substitute whipped cream for maple surple or sour cream, mayonnaise, and paper clips is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. Be afraid peoples, be very afraid. Pack the truck and head for the hills. Protect the family and hunker down.

Liberals’ save the gas, stay at home and wring your hands in remorse. The two studies on apologizing are "The Five Languages of Apology" by Gary Chapman and Jennifer Thomas, and "On Apology" by Aaron Lazare.

These studies indicate that effective apologies that express remorse typically include a detailed account of the offense; acknowledgment of the hurt or damage done; acceptance of the responsibility for, and ownership of, the act or omission; and an explanation that recognizes one's role.

As well, apologies usually include a statement or expression of regret, humility or remorse; a request for forgiveness; and an expression of a credible commitment to change or a promise that it will not happen again (unless accompanied by a photo in skimpy attire)!

I leave space below for your contrition…






Published on behalf of the Republican Redneck Cohort for the election of Dolly Patron 2012.

XAU - solid gold - with your devilish features and status thumb up in the hitch-hikers guide to your galaxy - hitch up your britches T R Yagain - you're about to hail 3 Mary's - .... question is, can you get them out of the habit?

Phil A Delphia - here you come!

You blasphemous virgin nun izzie, only hope JGoldman10 doesn't read your post!

Ze authors stress zat you need to learn ze "language" of ze person you are apologizing to. I rather hear the five languages of love....
Let's start Tryagain! Give us the first of five !

Antartican, Pig Latin, click language, Klingon and Elvish?

Better wait for Casanovaish, jespah. Whereas he thought that a man who makes known his love by words alone is a fool.

CJ you surprise me, I thought all women enjoy hearing loving words whispered in their ears before reaching for the stars......

Does CJ know if she's been impregnanted yet?

Even CJ responded to Gustav's accusation yesterday. Gustav's return after seven months took A2K by surprise.

Following the date I last have seen gustav - 8 months - it could have happened guys: I was impregnated via post from the swamp.

Dutchy, it was Casanova's thought, not mine....I love to be persuaded with words, which brings us right back to gustav

Gestation almost done and I have not yet purchased a baby gift! How many feet for the onesie?

How about 10 feet for starters?

Impregnated with Quintuplets You're a third of the way there CJ. Two more of that and we'll have the A2K Rugger 1st XV and get our very own "Try's", again

What a Tiger - hole in one! New meaning to a Big Birther!



What a good sport!

Jane discussing "ten feet" does make it sound like quintuplets. Or....I could make a bad joke about Gus but I am afraid to do that.