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Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2009 04:37 pm
@CalamityJane,
Required: one 'poopa -scoop' cleaner to keep White House lawns free of pooch droppings, must speak Portuguese.
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2009 04:54 pm
@Dutchy,
Seems that "natural" fertilizer would be perfect for the vegetable garden, Mrs.
Obama has planned.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2009 03:54 am
@CalamityJane,
Truly, there is a cycle at the White House. One day you're the Vice President, the next day you're scooping poop. Say, isn't Dick Cheney looking for work?
solipsister
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2009 04:17 am
@jespah,
U

HERE

Now

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CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2009 08:59 am
Very good observation, jespah. Dick Cheney is used to scooping up poop, in fact
Dick Cheney is the original pooperscooper!
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2009 11:56 am
@CalamityJane,
We'd hire him to scoop poop. The hamsters are sometimes, er, less than careful.
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2009 11:58 am
@jespah,
X-tra scoopers would certainly be needed for A2K hamsters!
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2009 03:58 pm
@wandeljw,
Yes, I am all for it! Let Cheney scoop up what some of our gun nuts and
right-wing basket cases poop up on a regular day. It should be familiar poop
territory for him (Cheney).
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 11:54 pm
@CalamityJane,
Zoo keeper annoyed with C/J's suggestion. Claims poop scooping is a highly specialized job and not one for past politicians full of sh*t.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Apr, 2009 04:07 am
@Dutchy,
Although I hear Dick is trainable.
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Apr, 2009 12:37 pm
@jespah,
Bets are taken if Dick is as trainable as one might think. Politicians in general
have their flags blown in every direction the wind blows, however, Dick seems
pretty rigid.
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Apr, 2009 01:08 pm
@CalamityJane,
Currently this thread is generating ads about pet waste.
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Apr, 2009 02:41 pm
@wandeljw,
Doodoo must be then in the university ads I see - Capella University to be
exact. Perhaps they thought of CRAPELLA.... who knows!
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Sat 18 Apr, 2009 08:58 am
@CalamityJane,
Except my ads are for BJ's.

The discount wholesaler, you degenerates! Smile
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Sat 18 Apr, 2009 09:10 am
@jespah,
Fer goodness sake......

they discount whole'sailors' BJ's in Noo Yawk - sounds like the place to be going a? Razz



D - jen - errrrrrrrr - ate! OH MY! Wink
Izzie
 
  4  
Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2009 01:25 am
@Izzie,
Giggling Hamster takes the UK by storm.


GMTV's official UK News Correspondents Penny Smith and Kate Garraway get the gossip from New York Correspondent Jes The Amazing A2K Breaking News Head Hamster!


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Giggles

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AND SHE HAD A SECOND INTERVIEW....
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YAY!!!!!!!
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STUNNING SHINING STAR!

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JES -you are beautiful Razz
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2009 06:58 am
@Izzie,
Hamster makes great television debut, David Letterman next perhaps?
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2009 03:59 am
@Dutchy,
I'm holding out for Regis and Kelly, or at least so I can tell 'em about the RP connection.

Thank you, fellow correspondents!
solipsister
 
  1  
Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2009 05:30 am
@jespah,
JA NET

OUI

Game
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Tryagain
 
  2  
Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2009 10:43 am
Keen to mention: You read it here first;

Jespah, A2K’s new international TV star, won over the brit’s with her striking smile and contagious exuberance " In an after screening party, Jes said that fame would not change her lifestyle!

Her consort R.P. was asked if was true that henceforth, all calls to the help desk would be diverted to her assistant diary secretary; he flew into a rit of fealous jage!
 

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