It's only crap in a bag if you go take-out
Patio has brought up yet another serious, very, very, very serious topic--McDonalds. What is up with those "happy meals?" The liddlies go absotively ape-**** at the prospect of going there, and then they're bouncing' off the damned walls by the time you leave. Just what's in those "happy meals?"
(note to self: sample "Happy Meal" over lunch. bring back to lab for analysis.)
Toys, it's all about the toys...that and the Ritalin neutralizer in every bag of fries.
There may be some truth in that. Ritalin may be fat soluble.
(Shite, that were too serious.)
Still funny though...funnier if it is true even...
Have you read "Fast Food Nation"? the reason McDonalds has the best fries is that they soak them in beef fat. Hmm hmm hmm.....
But they don't have the best fries. Those are at Wendy's.
BPB, technically, they are not soaked in beef fat, but the potato flakes are bound with suet, the somewhat crunchy fat that surrounds beef kidneys. Mmmmm....
now heres the deal
some hoes be pussy poppin for a fuckin happy meal
s da truth yall
Yeah, and weze don't want no 'lighta choices' menu neither!
