So's not to wind up like Kirby Puckett
fill it with water so as not to muck it ?
(you're wishing it rhymed with Kobe Bryant for the sake of topicality, aren't ya, soz?)
There is a young man in Nantucket
He puts both his balls in a bucket
They say the cow's milk
Makes them smoother than silk
(And when he sees a stray hair he will pluck it.)
(I did. But actually thought of Kirby first 'cause of going blind, then realized it worked both ways.)
There is a young man in Nantucket
He puts both his balls in a bucket
They say the cow's milk
Makes them smoother than silk
His gf said, who cares..just fu** it !!
There is a young man in Nantucket
Who puts both his balls in a bucket
And carts them around
The whole goddamn town
But his schlong is so long he must truck it.
There is a young man in Nantucket
Who jerks off in a bucket,
There is a young man in Nantucket
Who jerks himself off in a bucket
And when it is filled
To the point where it's spilled
His tuburculour cough
is quite the turn off
There is a young man in Nantucket
Who jerks himself off in a bucket
His tuberculour cough
is quite the turn off
Lord only knows where he has stuck it.
The only two stanza limerick of which i know:
There once were two bawds from Birmingham
And there is a strange tale concerning ?'em
How they lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of the Bishop who was confirming ?'em
Now this Bishop was no fool
For he'd been to Public School
He pulled down his britches
And hosed those two bitches
With his 12 inch episcopal tool
Not bad, Setanta, not bad at all. My contribution ...
There once was a gaucho named Bruno
who said there is one thing that I do know
A woman if fine
a goat is divine
but a llama is numero uno
Oh Oh
(Drat, out of sequence cause you guys snuck in)
Oh oh, I fear I'm gonna up-chuck it
---BBB
There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Who said to her lover, named Chong -
"Well, I know my vagina's
The best in all China -
It's your wee little willie what's wrong!"
I think I know his friend, Wun Hung Lo.
There's a sign in Lucerne (or was it Zurich? damn, one or 't'other) advertising a restaurant called, "Hung To Court." No lie. (At least English is not the first -- or even second or third -- language there.)
A kinky young girl from Nob Hill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
