So's not to wind up like Kirby Puckett
fill it with water so as not to muck it ?
(you're wishing it rhymed with Kobe Bryant for the sake of topicality, aren't ya, soz?)
There is a young man in Nantucket
He puts both his balls in a bucket
They say the cow's milk
Makes them smoother than silk
(And when he sees a stray hair he will pluck it.)
(I did. But actually thought of Kirby first 'cause of going blind, then realized it worked both ways.)
There is a young man in Nantucket
He puts both his balls in a bucket
They say the cow's milk
Makes them smoother than silk
His gf said, who cares..just fu** it !!
There is a young man in Nantucket
Who puts both his balls in a bucket
And carts them around
The whole goddamn town
But his schlong is so long he must truck it.
There is a young man in Nantucket
Who jerks off in a bucket,
There is a young man in Nantucket
Who jerks himself off in a bucket
And when it is filled
To the point where it's spilled
His tuburculour cough
is quite the turn off
There is a young man in Nantucket
Who jerks himself off in a bucket
His tuberculour cough
is quite the turn off
Lord only knows where he has stuck it.
Not bad, Setanta, not bad at all. My contribution ...
There once was a gaucho named Bruno
who said there is one thing that I do know
A woman if fine
a goat is divine
but a llama is numero uno
Oh Oh
(Drat, out of sequence cause you guys snuck in)
Oh oh, I fear I'm gonna up-chuck it
---BBB
There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Who said to her lover, named Chong -
"Well, I know my vagina's
The best in all China -
It's your wee little willie what's wrong!"
I think I know his friend, Wun Hung Lo.
There's a sign in Lucerne (or was it Zurich? damn, one or 't'other) advertising a restaurant called, "Hung To Court." No lie. (At least English is not the first -- or even second or third -- language there.)
A kinky young girl from Nob Hill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
