bobsmyth
bobsmyth---you are soooo bad!
BumbleBeeBoogie
There once was a barmaid named Gail
On whose breasts was the menu for ale
But since she was kind
For the sake of the blind
On her ass it was printed in Braille.
bobsmyth
bobsmyth, I new it was a mistake to encourage you :wink:
BumbleBeeBoogie
My friend you were correct. It was like priming the pump.
There was a Young Man from Kent
Whose Rod was so long that it bent.
So to save himself trouble
He bent it in double,
And instead of coming, he went!
there was a young lady from knizes...
with breasts of two different sizes...
One was so small it was nothing at all...
But the other was large and won prizes...
A young pianist from Rio...
was seducing a lady named Cleo...
As he pulled down her panties...
she said "No andantes"
I want this allegro con brio.....
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Whose dick was so long he could suck it....
He said with a grin...
As he wiped off his chin.....
If my ear was a **** I could **** it.......
Cav !!! Look what you have started !!!!
(cant stop laughing though)
A young man from Delhi,
was very possessive of his willy,
He hid it from sight
And it never saw light
Now wasn't Dehli Billy's Willy Silly?
(You pronounce "Delhi" to pronounce with "willy?" Who knew?) (I thought it was more like "Delly.")
It is "delly" with a "h" sound .....
You could use "Dili", the capital of new nation East Timor....
Actuattly, in Hindi speak - Delhi is Dillee
This thread is a dilly . . .
Let's get serious, now, folks, because, after all, that's what this thread, if i may remind everyone, is all, when said and done, about.
Why do i feel the need, as it were, to qualify, or explain, everything, or nearly everything, which i write?
Comma-philia?
...every... ...argument... ...is... ...elliptical...
(or aside)
(...to me, anyway...)
