There will be a paws while the dog thinks up a canine response
Dog is spitting blood now, I see....
Sofia is a prophetess. May her bum be comely and inviting. Verily.
This is a tough crowd, beer to piss, little light in fridge and a pox on Eva don't seem to have an affect.
I must work on my routine. Maybe use more mirrors or somethin'
Here's your damn shrubbery........
I have noticed that the doting has decreased both in terms of quality and quantity...
...and I am left in the frightening Peter Lorre role...
That's me! I have found my persona!
Mary Hartman,...........Mary Hartman?
I hope god doesn't mind my red braids and simpy whining.
A god shouldn't have to look up Mary Hartman so I shall pretend I am occupied by a tight game of planetary billiards.
The hose, kids, the hose.
Didn't that dang dog learn anything in obedience school?
And who brought in that poison ivy?
Mr. Redford?
She comes on like a rose
But everybody knows (don't cha know, don't cha know)
She'll get you in dutch (awww)
You can look but you'd better not touch
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night when your sleeping
Poison ivy comes a creeping around
She's pretty as a daisy (pretty as a daisy)
But look out man she's crazy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
She'll really do you in (really do you in)
If you let her get under your skin (let her get under your skin)
(repeat chorus)
Measles makes you mumpy
And mumps will make you lumpy
And chicken pox will make you jump and twitch (make you jump and twitch
Oops! wrong thread!
Verily if he swallows poison ivy a monumental itch will fasten to his deitific bowels
Dog/God are they not the same? Oh great and wonderous Craven, we are so grateful for the bounty thou hast bestowed upon us. May you wallow forever in a field of rotten dog/god ****. Enjoy. And favor us oh mighty one.
If he were omnipotent the bunny would be fricassed by now. I do doubt that the word on high came festooned with the necessary tools.
Do not seek to predict my will.
My will is that the evil bunny live to suffer my revenge, which is slow.
sofia on prozac
