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I demand a shrubbery!

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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 07:02 am
Mr Stillwater wrote:
Jespah - is one of those goats doing to another goat what I think it is?


Golly, I think one of my lawnmowers is gonna become Momma to a coupla lil hedge clippers.
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 07:28 am
hiama wrote:
I want a nice place in Monte Carlo, a flat on the Thames close to the West End , a helicopter to baet the traffic, a lear jet to pop over and see Dlowan and Margo one week then Lola, Diane, Eva, P & L, Sofia and all the hot chicks in the States then back to see my mates Gautam, Kitchen Pete, oldenknew in the Uk. Oh yes and a ferrari and an 8 figure bank account. You do that and you are GOD


Don't need god for that !! Just a rich girlfriend....
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 10:48 am
Ok telephone numbers and/or e mails please-PM me you little hotties, I'm waiting - tick tock
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 04:16 pm
Good god!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 05:51 pm
God IS good.
Now if s/he/it could just get the Bunny to stop smoking.
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 03:50 am
Thats what I can smell wafting over from the East is it ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 04:41 am
The Bunny smokes only for effect.

She never inhales - in fact, it is a sophisticated imitation cigarette - which gives out fake smoke!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:31 am
nasty, stinky cigarette smoke

blechhhhhhhhhhh

nasty, stinky cigarettes





ok, so i'm a recovering/recovered smoker
but it's horrid, and i hate the sight of ciggies now
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:36 am
I made a little student film in which I was a spy. It was decided that a femme fatale-type spy must smoke. I've never smoked, but we figured I could just kinda light it, and wave it around, and maybe put it up to my lips now and then. I did it with great relish, channeling Greta Garbo, while my cast mates kind of glanced at each other and shuffled their feet. Who knew there was an art to pretending to smoke? At any rate, I sucked. (Or, more to the point, didn't... Confused)
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 09:11 am
I only smoke if I happen to be on fire.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 09:11 am
Bethles is picking on me....waaaaah!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 09:18 am
ehBeth, somehow you managed to find another avatar that catches the sozlet's eye. She told me it's a lady, walking, and a fish is nibbling on her dress. Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 05:36 pm
You tell that Sozlet it ain't fish that lady's after.....she muttered darkly......
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 05:49 pm
what is that lifting ehBeth's skirt, it's not a fish, I agree. I see I have some competition for legs here. Very nice ebBeth, great avatar.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 06:06 pm
We having a legs competition?

Waaaaah! All I got is furry ones - with what you folks think is a bend-backwards knee!

(I got the strongest loins, though.....heeheheheeheheh)
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 09:29 pm
I saw this picture large-sized (a captioning competition somewhere or another) and it was a construction-type crane slash hook thingy, to use the highly technical term.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 09:37 pm
A single point hoist hook...my father was at the controls that spring day.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 12:08 am
oh.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 01:44 am
Your father was always up to something, wasn't he Blatham? Just always up to something.......................
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 03:31 am
Where do you think Blatham came from ?
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