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I demand a shrubbery!

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 03:37 am
Blatham cannot be the only thing up to which his father got....
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 03:45 am
That's true , he probably got up to change the channel -no remotes in those days
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 04:02 am
He would have got up to pee. I'm pretty sure of that.




<Oh Shining-Light-Of-the-Cosmos Craven, the many-pawed and fluffy-tailed unbelievers still mock thy majesty. Hast thou forsaken me oh Lord?>
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 04:12 am
Jesus, Pondy - when you brown-nose you go the whole hog, don't you?

I am minded of a nasty waiter I once worked with who various of the staff christened "brown-toes".

I was such an innocent at the time I didn't know what they meant!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 04:33 am
Better hope your little ol' cottontail is asbestos...

http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/hellfire.gif
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 04:35 am
Mr Stillwater---YEEEECCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 04:42 am
lol
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 09:23 am
Quick, some water, put out that flame we'll losing the building !!!!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9v0b63NUWfIC:www.geocities.com/onghy33/t15/t15c4-niagara-falls.jpg
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 10:03 am
hiama

your last post reads like instructions on a Japanese fire extinguisher
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 01:57 pm
That is WHERE I took it from, is it not gramatically keerect - BLatham San ?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 03:16 pm
Where ever Blatham came from or from whom, it must have been fine because he is a fine specimen and I like him a lot.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 03:36 pm
We ain't losing nuttin'!

I carry rear-mounted water cannon in a secret pocket.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 03:53 pm
My dad got up to 5' 6" easy. Before he began shrinking.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 04:00 pm
well, you've out done him already before you begin to shrink, B. See look how upstanding you are, red jacket and all, boots.......little hat under your arm, standing at attention. You do surely look like a god, especially a good, very useful heathen god. Yummy........
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2003 05:26 am
Craven-the almighty said :-

Quote:
Psst, yes deb, it is an insult. But so be prosperous loins.


Why the interest in Prospero's dyslexic lions ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2003 05:58 am
Well, I cannot claim to know the mind of the almostmighty, but, Prospero being such an interesting character (I loved his books!), I think his attributes, whether they be loins (thud) or lions, (golly!) are likewise interesting.....
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danon5
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2003 05:34 pm
Ok dlowan, from one (used to be bunny) to another, what's your reference to Prospero?? I am aware of the one in Shake's story. And, know about the one in Aussy land that works with IT stuff. But, one that actually writes or is written about? Com'on now, don't swag it out, matey, let a person know. Loins or Loyons!! Yeah, golly!! This is the stuff o' some good stories!! Wha a Whoppa!! Oi say, Yeah!!
Hoighly anticipatin an answer!!
Yours truly, Danon5!! An, Oi gotta admit one o' your greatest admirers!!

((Have to add - the more Oi learn, the less Oi know!))

((P.S. - Thank you God where-ever you are!))

Hey, did you get it on recording?? Dang, do you tink e heard it? I don't kno -----hey we;re still on the --- !!!

silence.............. !!! uh, ........... damn! ......... oh,................. Hell!!, - - You know that means bright or shining in German don't you??

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

We're still on the air??

Jeeese!!!
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Epiphany
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2003 10:08 pm
God, what is the meaning of life??????



And, don't give me that answer from the English video!! It's trite and incomplete.



I want something substantial and lasting.
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 01:25 am
How fitting that the ad at the top of this thread started by a would-be god is "Hot babes - browse pictures of single women"!

bah!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 04:11 am
Sorry Danon5 - just being a smart-arse.

There was a Peter Greenaway take on Prospero, "The Tempest" and such in his film - "Prospero's Books"!

(And I one of yours!)
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