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i found a hamster carving!
i know i'm scared
Gotta love those bug eyes. Do you suppose he's gone to hampster heaven?
The hamster will dine with me in paradise.
Dine?
Forget about it.
Dancing is what makes men gods.
Yup.
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omigawd, it IS a god! and all the gods are happy !
And Craven spaketh, saying, "Revenge is a bunny under glass--best served cold, after a slow roasting." Craven 3:16
Craven 3:17 "And thou had betterest not worship any *censored* image, save for that googly-eyed hamster statue. And bringeth thou cash, forthwith."
*god reserves the right to edit all material.
And the conga line shall be our manner of wosrhip.
My prophetess, you came perilously close to using my name in vain.
Go wash in the pool of Shiloam.
I shall dutifully wash not once, but thrice in the pool of Shiloam, to make my voluptuous flesh and brand new comely buttocks clean in your sight.
I shall use a loofah.
Make sure not to touch your elbows. Rub them more than once and you are a vile heathen.
I also demand that all my followers keep their kidneys covered! I will not countenance the sight of exposed kidneys as it is an abomination unto me.
Lola,
I detect that you are rejecting your savior. I have given Sofia comely buttocks.
As the lord giveth he taketh away. Do you desire hideously proportioned buttocks?
Hello? Hellooo? Oh my gosh!!!!!!!
Ooooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't look!!!
Er, excuse me I'm new here, is it ok if I stop by?
I am the mighty beach house tiki god! You must bring gifts to appease my wrath!
...and, people, my ass is fine!
Mayhap, Lola will rethink her blasphemy is her butt is flattened, or develops cottage cheese bumps and indentations?
Yo, is this like the burning bush thread????
Or, more like the Twilight Zone?
