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I demand a shrubbery!

 
 
Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:32 am
dlowan wrote:
Er, why are prosperous loins an insult?


For the same reason i sit on an open microwave everyday.

If i be shootin' blanks I can point the gun at anybody.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:33 am
Please reconsider my blessing, noble and powerful one.
I'm afraid it may make my ass huge.
"loins everlasting?"
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:34 am
Ah, the old preponderance of protuberance? May thy buns be comley, like two roes that are twins.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:40 am
Edict to my followers:

MAKE UNTO ME A STATUE OF RIDICULOUS PROPORTIONS SO THAT I MAY BE REMEMBERED!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:45 am
Why? Have you been DEmembered!????


Gasp!!!

Guess you won't be needing that microwave, oh great one....



(Psssst! Craven! The microwave won't just affect the gametes!)
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:46 am
Psst, I also punch myself in the balls repeatedly just to be sure.

Discussing a god's contraceptive habits is blasphemous. I will strike you barren if you continue!
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:50 am
I will take her barren curse instead of the butt of fish you gave me... No matter how you try, I don't think you can make a butt of fish 'comely'.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:51 am
TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!


HEEEE HEEEEEEE!

Do thy worst! I don't want no babies!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:51 am
tell that to a fish.....

or a merman.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:52 am
or a merMAID, goddammit!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:53 am
Roes be deer??

God is not confused! God is suffering temporary technical difficulties.

Give my chin a cleft in my statue please!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:55 am
Cover thy eyes Oh Lord for the unclean ones do prance and gambol at thy altar! For they will soon feel the WRATH and their little fluffy tails will surely frizzle and waste away. And we sat down by the rivers, yadda yadda
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:57 am
The unclean ones shall bathe in the pool of shiloam. For none may abide the odor thereof..
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:57 am
Yes, roe deer be deer - why do ye want a cleft? A Kirk Douglas wannabe?

Can't you cleft stuff your own self?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:59 am
That would be cleave, wouldn't it?

Sure you do not mean "gyre and gimble" Pondy?

You looking to be deputy god or summat?

Like Howard to Bush?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:59 am
I wasted my clefts elsewhere.

I detect an insubordinate tone. Prostate thyself.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:59 am
I got plenny of spare tails, you know. PLENTY!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 01:00 am
Your impertinence shall bring thee brimstone in thine undergarments!
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 01:00 am
His likeness will be as that of Spartacus star, Kirk Douglas. Dig a deep hole in the chin.

<Stillwater is brown-nosin' the lord.>
<Encarta blasphemed the lord's intelligence and stated roe be fish. I prefer the lord's definition.>

The others out-typed me.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 01:00 am
I don't got a prostate! ha ha!
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