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I demand a shrubbery!

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:04 am
uhoh.

Sofia - and a damned fine agendum it was, too.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:06 am
Craven de Kere wrote:
I detect that there is simply not enough fear of me hereabouts.

Please find it within you to fear my potence.

My believers are under divine instruction to question those who do not find my godliness to be self-evident. Please ask the disbelievers for conclusive evidence!


What if you are ticklish?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:06 am
snood wrote:

May you lead an interesting life.


I grant you three exemptions to that whole firstborn thing. You can now have up to three firstborn scions without fear of any vengeful urge I fall under.

May thy loins be prosperous.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:07 am
Holy Hannah! Its true, and its on Time.com!!!!!!


Quote:
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:08 am
That's a CURSE, doofus!

(What Snood said is, I mean - well, it is "May you live in interesting times" - but it is close enough!)
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Dux
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:09 am
Here's the evidence:









But it cannot be seen by a human eye, only the dogs can see it, so only the dogs shall know the truth :wink:
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:09 am
I was worried he was going to detect that 'lack of fear' thingie.

Was also worried about him coming to the conclusion he was god.

Now, he'll really be pissed at the typo in his job announcement. Craven de Vere...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:10 am
You MAY doubt, oh tiny sock-heathen, but yeah the scales have fallen from mine eyes and I have WITNESSED the glory that IS THE ONE!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:13 am
Link! Link! I demand a link!
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:13 am
Stillwater seems like a true believer. Let him offer the sacrifice!
<the crowd chants: Still-water, Still-water, Still-water...>
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:21 am
I was just doing my first miracle of making beer turn into urine. But I am back and feelong mighty potent.

Mr Stillwater is a prophet among men. May he sit next to my father in heaven (yo, placid, don't let him eat chili).

I am aware of this no fear thing. I'm cooking up a thunderous plague!

Psst, yes deb, it is an insult. But so be prosperous loins.
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snood
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:26 am
hmmm- god as a mildly entertaining drunk - there's an off-off-off broadway masterpiece there...
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:26 am
i've done the beer to urine thing many, many, times.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:27 am
pueo,

Hey, don't steal my act! I also do the "open a fridge door and turn a little light on AT THE SAME TIME trick!".
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:28 am
He claims powers as great as the lord! There'll be a killin'.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:29 am
VILE UNBELIEVER!!!!
http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/holy-grail/pictures/21-bunny.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:29 am
Er, why are prosperous loins an insult?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:30 am
Hmmm - looks like little Cousin Emma has proved him mortal!
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:31 am
Kill the wab-bit!
Kill the wab-bit!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:32 am
Sofia,

Thanks for pointing out the blasphemy. May thy loins be everlasting.
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