How I love my heathen god...........I'll stick with the sinner and enjoy the sin
Another heathen!! This place is positively crawling with them!
Lola,
I shall blot your name out of the book of life. I hope you enjoy fire and brimstone.
Venus
Got no grudge with you baby.
I love fire and brimstone, especially with a good, handsome, hard bodied heathen god. Tootle loo........
Peter Lorre or Louise Lasser or Marty Feldman into a megaphone>
"OK, you people. Do you want a god dressed like a Mary? Hell, no! You want a stone god! A god who has perfected your buttocks! See that Mountie god's hand on his hip? Need I say more? We don't want a god we can beat at arm wrasslin'!!! Do we? Come on, people!!!
The crowd asks for liquor before voting....
I am merely straightening my penis.
Wait!! shrubberies!!!
Well, OK, Easter Island it is.
Or?? Canada??
Hey, ehBeth!! I gotta question!!
I shall make it as crooked as a politician and as knarly as a great oak tree if you persist in blasphemy!
Whoops. A blotting! That should get the attention of the liquored electorate.
Fine, that will but save me a trip to the Vesuvian Love Shoppe
I shall perform exploits. With confidence i say that before nightfall blatham's blasphemous buttocks shall be sealed and take on the appearance of a smoth creviceless stone.
DERRING DO!
He shall putty the great crackotoa!
Anyone else notice that this feeble excuse for an omnipotent has a pretty adolescent bum fetish?
What of your penis fetish?
not a chance........oh Craven dog, for one god can but stand helpless in the eyes of another...............hummmm knarly oak, this heathen god is getting better and better, as if he weren't already best of all..excuse my blind faith, but my rewards are many and frequent.
Who died and left him Craven?
PD...well now, give credit where credit due...if you are going to put yourselfs in god's shoes (size zwillionteen), you gotta go pompous.
"I yam what I yam." Craven 3:18
