i've decided to retire. The newfound competition has taken its toll.
I need to spend more timy with my family and give the godlets the attention they deserve.
So I retire at the top of my game...
But reserve the right to wear the jersey again and go for a three-peat.
them shoes look like wingtips to me.
if that is the top of your game...I predict one of the godlets is about to pee in your lap
everybody sing...."kick em when they're up, kick em when they're down"
He musta couldn't find his Shakespearean Put Down Book.
....Peter Lorre runs into the shadows...
well, gods must respect each other. Now y'all behave and let us worshipers enjoy our play.
here's some processed shubbery.
my kinda shubbery.............here, it's a peace offering
Oy! sINCE WHEN DO YOU GET TO SMEGGING RETIRE BEFORE i GET A SMEGGING PERFECT BODY?
Come back here, you craven god!
So what the hell am I gonna do with all this friggin' merchand.... err, holy books and objects of worship? I'm up to my armpits in cherubim and portable arcs of the covenant. I wish you had really gotten in touch about the changeover to Tiki status, it'll take weeks to get those Hawaiians to work on some new totems.
OK to sacrifice a rabbit or five?
god
has
left
the
building
god was never in the building - or anywhere else.
But Venus remains.
So.....which shall it be, dlowan...beauty or love? And what have you done to deserve divine intervention?
Quickly, dear bunny. My attendants are here, waiting to give me tonight's full body massage and scented bath.
Hint to bunny-- If you have love, beauty is obselete.
god's away on business
I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby
For a buck, for a buck
If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch
You're out of luck, you're out of luck
Ship is sinking
The ship is sinking
The ship is sinking
There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves and lawyers
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
Digging up the dead with a shovel and a pick
It's a job, it's a job
Bloody moon rising with a plague and a flood
Join the mob, join the mob
It's all over, it's all over
It's all over
There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves and lawyers
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away on business, business
Godddamn there's always such a big temptation
To be good, to be good
There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap, baby
It's a deal, it's a deal
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
I narrow my eyes like a coin slot baby
Let her ring, let her ring
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
Tom Waits
Too many dang shrubberies ... mutter mutter grumble gripe.
What? No more choices for a god? Isn't there an anti-trust monoply law or something involved? Or, should be?
Which animal is the proud owner of the longest sperm? Oddly, in this case, sperm size is not related to the size of the animal. In fact, the longest sperm amongst the mammals is produced by the Chinese hamster (around 30 microns in length.) You might need to know that at some point in your life, though I can't imagine at what point that might be. Perhaps this scenario will present itself:
Mugger: All right. Give me your purse.
You: Yikes.
Mugger: Oh, by the way, I'm going to shoot you.
You: This light isn't very flattering.
Mugger: No, I mean with this gun.
You: Oh.
Mugger: But you might be able to save yourself.
You: And can I keep the purse? It's the only one I have to go with these shoes.
Mugger: Just answer this question. Which mammal has the longest sperm?
You: The Chinese hamster?
Mugger: How should I know? I'm a mugger. And while we're on the subject, how long is a micron, anyway?
