I demand a shrubbery!

Oh great wherewithall from the North!!!,, As I understand it you are granted to thyself cognizance to go where thou wisheth. Now let us talk - or not - about the location.

((Damn, I gotta start using the other nine fingers to type!!))))

just exactly what I've been wanting! Thank you oh god of all favors. May your competition rise up and take away your faithful worshiper............for He is number one.

This whole extra god thing is blasphemous. I shall fetch my largest lightning bolt.

Sheesh...simpering yes men as far as the eye can see (which in my case is a long way, like even further than Streisand). No wonder godding is a dying business.

Oh...see me quaking...he's gone to radio shack for armaments.

Listen you demi-god,

I got a great ass out of this. I'll agree with him til the end of time....which may be in approximately twenty minutes.

I shall take the higher road and simply offer a better benefits package.

I shall be giving out victuals in addition to enlarged or perfected body parts.

Believe in me! Yea.

PS-- It is written, "Neither shall a thin-nosed man, or a Canadian be godlike."

Damn! I've often wondered what god really looked like, now I have a choice. It's either Easter Island or Sgt Preston of the Yukon! Damn, I hate decisions.

Yes, yes! The scriptues! They also predict that many a false prophet shall arise and say "I am Christ".

blatham is obviously a heathen god.

OK, he's chickenshit, but not overly dumb, though a Republican god (law of averages suggests he's bound to be).

Here's the deal...do what he says, and get the body parts....then I'll provide you with company that APPRECIATES THEM.

I am definitely a heathen god. But I know my demographics better than you, you suck.

Hey, I give the body parts but don't expect them to be used! That would be sinful!

A sinner doth proclaim diety! Don't you all ever form angry mobs anymore?

I liked the simpler days, when there was just one god.
<wistful sigh>

Mmmmm, me too, Sofia.

You fool....now they're definitely gonna be hangin out over here in my tent with the palm fronds and the scented oils and the nubians.

Mob *angry* Mob * angry*Mob*angry* Mob*angry*

You guys stand together----you! Move to the right!...

That's why i wrote a new clause into the scriptures saying I am the only true god and that the heathen should be smitten by you if I don't get around to it.

This whole new god thing is bringing about doubt.

Do not dount have faith! in me, not the other god, the scriptures clearly say he is a heathen.

HOW DARE ALL OF YOU FORGET
THE GODDESS OF LOVE AND BEAUTY?!

Being a true goddess, unlike those other pretenders who have but recently arrived, I do not need or demand adulation. (Chocolate would be nice, though.) I bestow my favors on whomever I wish. Therefore:

Lola, you shall have your long legs. Two of them. (poof) Say when.

Sofia, I decree that no cottage cheese shall ever appear on your beautiful buttocks. (poof)

EhBeth, you shall receive a Chippendale's dancer for your amusement. (poof)

Hiama, Cavfancier, Danon and Dyslexia, for coming to my aid you shall receive fair maidens. How many would you like? (poof)

As for Craven (put that lightning bolt down right now lest I tell Zeus you've been playing with his toys) and Blatham (shame on you for using your talents in such a manner)...(I am thinking)

~Venus~

Foolish heathen! I shall grant shrubberies to each of my followers!