@hingehead,
												Murphy's law wasn't even written by Murphy. Just some guy who happened to have the same last name
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@hingehead,
												That one took me a while.
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Here is an old Soviet Union Christmas Carole. It looks vaguely familiar.
𝅘𝅥𝅮Rudolph the Red knows reindeer,
And they're all his comrades, too, 
And when the reindeer saw him, 
They would say, Rudo'lf Zdorovo.𝅘𝅥𝅮 (Rudolph is cool)