My wife came out of the changing room in the clothes shop in tears: “They’re too tight.”
“The trousers or the changing room?”
The doctors still have hope that I’ll survive.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.
Americans and Australians differ on their pie preferences.
Americans: yea meringue!
Australians: boo meringue!
You might have to say it out loud.
Boy, that joke will come back and hit you in the face.
I'm sorry. In my defense, and it's a very poor defense, I stole this joke.
