What do you call an Asian amputee?
Taiwan shoe.
What the difference between a job and a wife?
The job will still suck after 5 years.
My wife asked me why she always has to cook.
Because by law prisoners must get 3 meals a day.
When my wife left, I threw a huge party, bought myself a new car and had fun with several women.
I think my wife will feel miffed ... ...
... ... when she comes back from the doctor in a minute.
Why is the scariest guy in prison white?
Because the white guy actually did it.
What’s the difference between Disney plus and Pornhub?
Disney plus wants you to hate your stepmother.
@Wilso,
Wilso wrote:
How did the blonde break her legs while she was raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
Made me laugh, I didn't want to, but I did!
What do call a virgin from Alabama?
An orphan.
We were told technology would eliminate unnecessary work.
I now have 60 passwords, 13 verification codes and robots asking me if I'm a robot.
What does a sign on an out of business brothel say?
Beat it, we're closed.
What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA?
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
