What do you call an Asian amputee?
Taiwan shoe.
What the difference between a job and a wife?
The job will still suck after 5 years.
My wife asked me why she always has to cook.
Because by law prisoners must get 3 meals a day.
When my wife left, I threw a huge party, bought myself a new car and had fun with several women.
I think my wife will feel miffed ... ...
... ... when she comes back from the doctor in a minute.
Why is the scariest guy in prison white?
Because the white guy actually did it.
