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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 1 Dec, 2024 06:08 pm
@coluber2001,
I once had a book of Soviet era graffiti.

I still remember 'Russia has a planned economy, when there's no eggs there's no ham'
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 2 Dec, 2024 05:15 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7d/a0/e3/7da0e31bb94d176accd4911c6e0e412a.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 7 Dec, 2024 03:34 am
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/58/a9/12/58a912ea77a0316abc259ed6de663679.jpg
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 15 Dec, 2024 02:10 am
I couldn’t believe it yesterday when I came home and my wife told me my 5-year-old son wasn’t mine.




She says I have to pay more attention when picking him up from school.
roger
 
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Reply Sun 15 Dec, 2024 02:01 pm
@Wilso,
You're good at this, Wilso.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 15 Dec, 2024 09:27 pm
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit, "what's your blood type?".

"I'm probably a type-O."
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 16 Dec, 2024 02:02 am
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/14/ee/58/14ee580e38eac35310ff2fedf9e86578.jpg
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2025 11:18 am
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jan, 2025 11:52 pm
@hingehead,
I wish that line didn't make me laugh, but it did hahahahahahahahaha
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jan, 2025 01:04 am
For my birthday I was given the worst thesaurus ever😤

Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jan, 2025 01:07 am
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon it would all come down to who is a better cyclist

*editors note - it would actually come down to the order of events.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jan, 2025 01:19 am
What 11-letter English word is always pronounced incorrectly?

Incorrectly.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jan, 2025 05:14 pm

Q: what's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?

A: Iron Man stops the bad guys... Aluminum Man only foils their plans.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jan, 2025 04:08 pm
What Obama and Trump were talking about at Jimmy Carter's funeral:

Trump initiated the conversation by saying that his funeral was going to be the biggest, the best, like nobody has ever seen before.

Obama replied ‘I can’t wait to see it’.
https://blacknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Barack_Obama_Donald_Trump_conversation_President_Carter_funeral.jpg
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