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@coluber2001,

I once had a book of Soviet era graffiti.

I still remember 'Russia has a planned economy, when there's no eggs there's no ham'

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I couldn’t believe it yesterday when I came home and my wife told me my 5-year-old son wasn’t mine.

She says I have to pay more attention when picking him up from school.

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@Wilso,

You're good at this, Wilso.

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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit, "what's your blood type?".

"I'm probably a type-O."

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@hingehead,

I wish that line didn't make me laugh, but it did hahahahahahahahaha

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For my birthday I was given the worst thesaurus ever😤

Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.

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A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon it would all come down to who is a better cyclist

*editors note - it would actually come down to the order of events.

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What 11-letter English word is always pronounced incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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Q: what's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?

A: Iron Man stops the bad guys... Aluminum Man only foils their plans.

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What Obama and Trump were talking about at Jimmy Carter's funeral:

Trump initiated the conversation by saying that his funeral was going to be the biggest, the best, like nobody has ever seen before.

Obama replied ‘I can’t wait to see it’.

https://blacknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Barack_Obama_Donald_Trump_conversation_President_Carter_funeral.jpg

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Don't be afraid to say "Mucho" to your Mexican friends.

It means a lot to them.

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@tsarstepan,

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Following the overwhelmingly positive public reaction to his renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, Trump has decided to change the name of Louisiana to Melaniana and the name of Texas to Abbottoir in honor of faithful Governor Greg Abbott. Also, Mississippi is to be named Missitiffany and Alabama to Alabarron.

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