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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Dec, 2023 04:59 pm

https://iili.io/JTIpIP1.jpg
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 Dec, 2023 08:38 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/28/43/40/28434093cefec423a8f0efc271ff05f2.jpg
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2023 12:36 pm
Cat in the manger being a dog in the manger.

https://img.ifunny.co/images/e2bb06e3a9ef76ffb34332f7fb70c084fdf9ad63de394c5df540969c29f98a90_1.jpg
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2023 12:55 am
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/71/5a/70/715a7089adba4f225bc49fb777ac5bb3.jpg
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2023 05:04 am
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:

Cat in the manger being a dog in the manger.

https://img.ifunny.co/images/e2bb06e3a9ef76ffb34332f7fb70c084fdf9ad63de394c5df540969c29f98a90_1.jpg


https://img.ifunny.co/images/e2bb06e3a9ef76ffb34332f7fb70c084fdf9ad63de394c5df540969c29f98a90_1.jpg
[/quote]
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2023 11:13 am
As kids we used to slide down the stairs in cardboard boxes. Also, the cat votes in favor of keeping the box.
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/wRoAAOSwls1lNdg5/s-l1200.webp
https://cache.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/438330-One-Thing-Nobody-Ever-Talks-About-Being-An-Adult-Is-How-Much-Time-You-Debate-Yourself-On-Keeping-A-Cardboard-Box-Because-It-s-Like-A-Really-Really-Good-Box.jpg
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2023 10:59 pm
When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely. Since then, I got a dog, bought a motorcycle, shagged a couple women and blew a thousand bucks on drugs and booze. I think she’ll be kinda mad when she gets home from work.
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lmur
 
  1  
Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2023 07:30 am
When the clock strikes midnight on Christmas Eve, my wife and I stop arguing, play a game of football and exchange gifts before resuming hostilities.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2023 02:05 am
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/05/1a/c3/051ac3ed4b7500f040a72d4f8b5a58c6.jpg
Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2023 03:31 am
@hingehead,
Stealing that too
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2023 11:24 am
Just what you always wanted for Christmas. Now you can restore that old wreck in you backyard.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51EZmELsVQL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2023 03:16 pm
For my wife’s Christmas present, I took her to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2023 06:17 pm
@Wilso,
ha ha ha
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2024 11:02 am
https://i.postimg.cc/t4tPcqjc/capture.jpg
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2024 11:08 am
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:

https://i.postimg.cc/t4tPcqjc/capture.jpg


Interviewer: How do you explain this four-year gap on your resume?

Applicant: That’s when I went to Yale

Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.

Applicant: Thank you. I really need this yob.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2024 11:37 am
@Frank Apisa,

<chuckle chuckle>




BillW
 
  2  
Reply Sat 20 Jan, 2024 11:04 pm
@Region Philbis,
<<<juck,juck,juck>>>
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2024 05:12 pm

https://i.postimg.cc/054Ltb9s/meme2.jpg
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2024 05:02 am
After contemplation.....

I believe that the most.....

ground breaking invention in our history......

was the shovel
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alex240101
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2024 06:41 am
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.

The chick peas can only hummus one.
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