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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

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coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2022 12:59 pm
Is the efficiency the positive side of sociopathy?
The Tracy Ullman Show

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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 9 Nov, 2022 05:29 am
I accidentally swallowed a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m at the hospital waiting to be seen
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 9 Nov, 2022 05:27 pm

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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2022 05:29 am

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coluber2001
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2022 10:43 am
@Region Philbis,
The red wave was more like a pink splash, kinda like when you accidentally wash your Klan robe with your MAGA hat.
-- Stephen Colbert
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 15 Nov, 2022 03:45 am
To the thief who stole my antidepressants. I hope you’re happy
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2022 01:35 am
WIFE: Stop taking things the wrong way.

ME: [swallows suppository]
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2022 09:26 am
The Earth is fed up. Cynical Earth responds negatively in an interview.

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coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2022 10:24 am
“When you come to a Fork in the Road, Take it!"
-- Yogi Berra

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zyx-WzmaaLk/Tw8fAJdYpJI/AAAAAAAAAUM/WoX3PWDVpV8/s1600/Fork+in+the+road.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 1 Dec, 2022 05:49 am

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snood
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2022 06:18 am
Q: Why don’t professional boxers have sex the night before a big fight?


A: Because they just don’t like each other that much.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2022 06:53 am
@snood,
snood wrote:

Q: Why don’t professional boxers have sex the night before a big fight?


A: Because they just don’t like each other that much.


Not when I am drinking orange juice at the keyboard.

PLEASE!
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 3 Dec, 2022 10:24 am

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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2022 08:22 pm
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2022 10:52 pm
Just found out I’m colourblind. That came completely out of the purple.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:45 am
Last year I joined a support group for anti-social people. We haven’t met yet.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2022 06:30 pm

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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 10 Dec, 2022 07:42 am

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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2022 09:44 am
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2022 11:20 am

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