Just called the tinnitus hotline.
It just keeping ringing and ringing.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a pub.
"Get out! Both!" shouts the landlord. "We don’t serve your type."
The cashier told me “Strip Down Facing Me”
By the time I realised she meant the debit card, it was too late.
Just bought a pack of animal shaped biscuits, but had to take them back because the seal was broken.
So I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is…
Or what kind of trumpet he played!
I quit my job at the helium factory today... I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Since I started weighing Low Battery, the relationship between me and my scale has improved enormously.
So I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.
I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
I was attacked by a herd of cows.
I'm okay.
I was just grazed.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns…
Destined to be a sewage worker or a politician.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes.
We still haven't gotten a gig.
@Region Philbis,
Gosh!! That's really bad.
Well done
If only the Beatles made that submarine green instead of yellow......
that would have been sublime
