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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

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Builder
 
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Reply Tue 5 May, 2020 03:19 am
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli ?

Kids don't eat broccoli
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lmur
 
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Reply Tue 5 May, 2020 01:25 pm
My girlfriend's dog died so - to cheer her up - I bought her an identical one. She was livid. "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
-Gary Delaney.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Wed 6 May, 2020 03:47 pm
Sled jacking

https://media.giphy.com/media/13w1iy7dhKR40o/200.gif
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 6 May, 2020 04:47 pm

https://i.imgur.com/9BMGoAO.jpg
Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Thu 7 May, 2020 08:51 am
@Region Philbis,
That joke is SO bad, it's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 7 May, 2020 05:34 pm

https://i.imgur.com/FbAD48S.jpg
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 8 May, 2020 01:12 am
@Region Philbis,
Vegetables aren't as nice as you think. Chickpeas actually kill each other, it's called hummuside.
Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 8 May, 2020 05:34 am
My Dog, that was truly awful.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 8 May, 2020 05:42 am
@Setanta,
I can't take the credit, it was Warwick Davies.

He was in Star Wars as an Ewok. The kids have met him and he's a really nice person.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 9 May, 2020 07:49 am

https://i.imgur.com/yPED9Pi.jpg
Kris148
 
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Reply Sat 9 May, 2020 05:06 pm
@Region Philbis,
What's the worst combination of two sicknesses?
Diarrhea and alzheimer. You are running but you don't know where.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 9 May, 2020 05:10 pm
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:


https://i.imgur.com/9BMGoAO.jpg


Big Groan.....but I like it.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 9 May, 2020 05:11 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

Vegetables aren't as nice as you think. Chickpeas actually kill each other, it's called hummuside.


Ouch!!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 10 May, 2020 06:22 pm

https://i.imgur.com/Yu3cjQx.jpg
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Kris148
 
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Reply Sun 10 May, 2020 09:40 pm
@Mame,
How do you make your husband scream during sex?
Call him and let him hear it.

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will actually search for a golf ball.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 10 May, 2020 09:45 pm
@Kris148,
Quote:
How do you make your husband scream during sex?
Tell him you have syphilis.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 13 May, 2020 05:19 pm

https://i.imgur.com/UBBw12m.jpg
Kris148
 
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Reply Wed 13 May, 2020 05:27 pm
@Region Philbis,
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/fd/97/02/fd97024481ac1263e47fb1691fedd7ff.jpg
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Kris148
 
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Reply Fri 15 May, 2020 09:21 pm
@dadpad,
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2020 03:17 am
@Kris148,
What do you call the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis?

A man.
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