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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2020 03:17 am
@Kris148,
What do you call the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis?

A man.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2020 08:27 am

https://i.imgur.com/x1dTncb.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2020 05:15 pm

https://i.imgur.com/W9cHhuS.jpg
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 17 May, 2020 04:41 pm
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 17 May, 2020 04:47 pm

https://i.imgur.com/k3argu7.jpg
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 17 May, 2020 05:11 pm
@panzade,
Panzade? Where the heck have you been, young feller?
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 May, 2020 07:05 pm
@roger,
Awwww gee. Did you miss me?

I was thinking about the time I met you back in ‘04. Who’s house was that ?
roger
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 May, 2020 07:10 pm
@panzade,
That was Misti's. I think Rae lived there, too. Haven't heard from either for at least a decade.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2020 11:50 am
@roger,
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/98150441_2591548077760894_2923829781667512320_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=1480c5&_nc_ohc=7pM1Tp5METoAX-ARo88&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=281f5f858431ab139cae64037fba4d7a&oe=5EE995FE
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2020 03:36 pm
@chai2,
Reminded of this oldie:

I used to drink absinthe, but it caused me bad indigestion and terrible wind, weirdly, it sounded like a Japanese motorbike.

I went to a doctor who told me it wasn't uncommon, that everybody knows "absinthe makes the fart go Honda".
roger
 
  5  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2020 03:56 pm
@hingehead,
Yep! You found the right forum for that one, alrighty.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2020 05:43 pm
@hingehead,
omg. Go stand in a corner.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2020 06:12 pm

https://i.imgur.com/hwkEsxY.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2020 02:40 am
My friend bought a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as he got it home it made a bolt for the door.
izzythepush
 
  3  
Reply Wed 20 May, 2020 03:36 am
@hingehead,
Our dog is called Carpenter because he does odd jobs around the house.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2020 01:21 pm
What if Edvard Munch's "The Scream" wasn't a man holding his hands over his ears but a dog with long, floppy ears?
https://www.activeboomeradventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Munch-The-Scream-1.jpg
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2020 01:27 pm
@coluber2001,

https://i.imgur.com/HdizG7o.jpg .. https://i.imgur.com/tpvs1T8.jpg
coluber2001
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2020 01:41 pm
@Region Philbis,
Hahaha!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2020 04:22 pm

https://i.imgur.com/r9SE2z2.jpg
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2020 05:24 pm
@Region Philbis,
That doesn’t work over here. Robins are associated with Winter, they appear on Christmas cards.

They’re here all round, but a lot of birds migrate south in the Winter but robins stay put.
 

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