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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 20 Apr, 2020 04:45 pm
@Region Philbis,
Here is a triple play.


BREAKING NEWS ...

John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying.
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 20 Apr, 2020 05:35 pm
@chai2,
Laughed my Face Off.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 20 Apr, 2020 08:38 pm
@hingehead,
Oh sure. Look Who's Talking.
You're about to cross a Thin Red Line hingehead.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 20 Apr, 2020 09:21 pm
@chai2,
Ouch
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2020 08:06 pm
@chai2,
I challenge you to a basic duel in a plastic bubble in a valley of violence on battlefield Earth - I consider it a civil action, not a domestic disturbance.
McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 23 Apr, 2020 06:52 am
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type o".
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 23 Apr, 2020 07:25 am
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

I challenge you to a basic duel in a plastic bubble in a valley of violence on battlefield Earth - I consider it a civil action, not a domestic disturbance.


Ladies and gents, the clear winner.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 23 Apr, 2020 07:32 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

hingehead wrote:

I challenge you to a basic duel in a plastic bubble in a valley of violence on battlefield Earth - I consider it a civil action, not a domestic disturbance.


Ladies and gents, the clear winner.

Might be too early in the morning for me.... I don't get it.

Might be because I'm trying to get my head around the reference to Battlefield Earth, which is a bad moving or a decent book.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 23 Apr, 2020 07:34 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

chai2 wrote:

hingehead wrote:

I challenge you to a basic duel in a plastic bubble in a valley of violence on battlefield Earth - I consider it a civil action, not a domestic disturbance.


Ladies and gents, the clear winner.

Might be too early in the morning for me.... I don't get it.

Might be because I'm trying to get my head around the reference to Battlefield Earth, which is a bad moving or a decent book.

Or maybe my knowledge of John Travolta's filmography is inadequate?
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 23 Apr, 2020 07:49 am
@DrewDad,
I could be one of the savages and shout at you. I'll just hope you'll Carrie this white mans burden and hope that you, as one of the experts, will get a bolt of perfect understanding from the eyes of an angel, Michael.
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 24 Apr, 2020 01:05 pm
https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/94350665_10158151537359326_8940736401066950656_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_ohc=4148n_F_nDcAX948-CW&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&oh=0a65778a3950336c33b5e0b297adeee2&oe=5ECA781B
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 24 Apr, 2020 01:24 pm
@chai2,
She: do you think I gained weight in the Corona Quarantine?

He: you've really never been slim.

Registered today at 18:21 GMT with cause of death "Corona".
coluber2001
 
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Reply Fri 24 Apr, 2020 02:22 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
Anybody saying things like that should learn to Duck and Cover.
https://www.commondreams.org/sites/default/files/views-article/duck-and-cover.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 24 Apr, 2020 03:47 pm

https://i.imgur.com/MJ6sPLR.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 25 Apr, 2020 07:42 am

https://i.imgur.com/XWiw9tM.jpg
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Sat 25 Apr, 2020 05:54 pm
@McGentrix,
a conservative with a functioning sense of humor! who knew?
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Mon 27 Apr, 2020 02:06 pm
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

Quote:
Might be because I'm trying to get my head around the reference to Battlefield Earth, which is a bad moving or a decent book.

Or maybe my knowledge of John Travolta's filmography is inadequate?


At least you have a good grasp of pulp fiction.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2020 02:27 pm

https://i.imgur.com/TLCyDHi.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2020 04:39 pm

https://i.imgur.com/Yhd8tyl.jpg
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lmur
 
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Reply Sun 3 May, 2020 10:38 am
The bartender said: 'I'm sorry. We don't serve time-travelers here.'

A time-traveler walks into a bar.
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