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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 1 Mar, 2019 12:25 am
Sorry, it's a short twitter video, but it is bad, from Ricky Gervais' After Life.

https://twitter.com/BillyWhufcCoyi2/status/1099688602014007297
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 1 Mar, 2019 03:57 am

https://imgur.com/8QsqVI5.jpg
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 1 Mar, 2019 08:02 am
@Region Philbis,
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0cfPAXV4AAkNCc?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 1 Mar, 2019 08:03 am
@DrewDad,
Wine tasting:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0WzvZJWkAQ7wzQ?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 1 Mar, 2019 01:32 pm
@DrewDad,
hot bird water?

edit oh chicken soup
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 4 Mar, 2019 12:08 am
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/cb/2f/23/cb2f236aeb4fe5c12553fe446552e1d0.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 11 Mar, 2019 12:59 am
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b6/8d/2e/b68d2e741b5635b77d37524966c2abcc.jpg
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Mar, 2019 08:34 pm
G R O A N!
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 11 Mar, 2019 08:36 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

hot bird water?

edit oh chicken soup


Thanks, I was scratching my head.....
leball
 
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Reply Mon 11 Mar, 2019 09:28 pm
@glitterbag,
What is one word you never want to hear in an operating theatre ?



OOPS
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 23 Mar, 2019 07:09 am

https://imgur.com/X3e6DGI.jpg
Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 23 Mar, 2019 04:58 pm
@Region Philbis,
OMG. Go stand in a corner. There's bad and then there's BAD.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 23 Mar, 2019 05:32 pm
@Roberta,

is it ok if i face everyone while i stand in the corner?
Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 23 Mar, 2019 10:40 pm
@Region Philbis,
No. Face the walls as they come together and contemplate your offense.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 24 Mar, 2019 06:02 am
@Roberta,

<defiantly facing out anyway>
Roberta
 
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Reply Sun 24 Mar, 2019 05:34 pm
@Region Philbis,
Listen, boychik, if you don't behave yourself, I'm gonna tell your mother. (This line was the fatal blow in disagreements I had with kids when I was a kid.)
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 24 Mar, 2019 06:00 pm
@Roberta,
Quote:
I'm gonna tell your mother
ironic, because when my dad was little, his mother once made him stand in the corner,
and he defiantly faced the family while they ate supper...
Roberta
 
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Reply Sun 24 Mar, 2019 11:24 pm
@Region Philbis,
So face whichever way you want. Fact is, I have to scroll back to remember what this was all about.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 31 Mar, 2019 02:54 pm
@Roberta,
me: waiter this soup is cold

waiter: it’s Gazpacho

me: Gazpacho, this soup is cold




Credit: https://twitter.com/nathanwpyle/status/967842192537673728?s=20
panzade
 
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Reply Mon 1 Apr, 2019 05:43 am
@DrewDad,
A “good” joke.
Thanks dd😂
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