@lmur,
Quote:When my grandfather was feeling poorly, my mother rubbed lard on his back.
. I bet he was thinking he was going to be the next meal.
@cicerone imposter,
What goes black white black white black white..........?
A penguin rolling down a hill
@leball,
I saw thousands of penguins in Antarctica, but never saw one rolling down the hill. Ernest Shackleton, one of my favorite heroes, survived by eating penguin even with the knowledge that they were consuming animals they were there to study. I had the opportunity to visit Ernest Shackleton's grave in Antarctica, and had a picture taken. I'll post if, if I can find it.
I give names to all the different parts of my house. My fireplace is called Alfred, Alfred the grate.
@izzythepush,
Mine is the kitchen. It's called, "the house of mystery."
@leball,
leball wrote:
What goes black white black white black white..........?
A penguin rolling down a hill
A ninja looking through your venetian blinds.
@Region Philbis,
Spock: There's a small asteroid heading towards us captain. I can make out some writing. It says 100% prime beef.
Kirk : It's meaty alright.
@glitterbag,
It's a very old joke, it used to be told about Davy Crockett who had a wild front ear.
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me ****."
"It's a boy," I shouted with tears streaming down my cheeks. "I don't believe it. It's a boy."
It was at that moment that I resolved never to visit Thailand again.
@George,
George wrote:
leball wrote:
What goes black white black white black white..........?
A penguin rolling down a hill
A ninja looking through your venetian blinds.
Two nuns rolling down a hill.
Sorry, it's a short twitter video, but it is bad, from Ricky Gervais' After Life.
https://twitter.com/BillyWhufcCoyi2/status/1099688602014007297
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