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@One Eyed Mind,

Don't flatter yourself, son.

@Lustig Andrei,

It's kind of hard when you live in a socially confined world - life's too small right now. You can hear your heartbeat, you're so trapped inside this social trap.

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@chai2,

Bill Mumy would be pleased! Smile

I've been a very big Twilight Zone fan ever since the spring of 1960, when my sister introduced me to the show. The DVD boxed set THE TWILIGHT ZONE -- The Definitive Edition: Season 3 features a commentary on the episode "It's a Good Life" by none other than Bill Mumy -- who, as you probably already know, played the lead character Anthony Fremont as a child actor. His commentary is a hoot! I highly recommend you check it out if you haven't already listened to it.

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@One Eyed Mind,

One Eyed Mind wrote:

I am flattered that you all envy me so much unconsciously, that you've legitimately convinced yourself that ganging up on me is a great way of showing your disapproval of my presence.

I haven't ganged up on you. I've not insulted you at all. I wasn't laughing at you. I was trying to laugh with you. I would never dream of hurting your feelings. I was just trying to joke a little bit, but certainly not at your expense. So, be happy! Everything's cool! Smile

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@One Eyed Mind,

Wow, you are new here.

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@chai2,

http://wromradio.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/MV5BMTI3NDY1NTIyOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTU5NzQ0._V1_SY317_CR00214317_AL_.jpg

"That's a good thing you did, chai2! That's a real good thing!"

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@wmwcjr,

wmwcjr wrote:

One Eyed Mind wrote:
I am flattered that you all envy me so much unconsciously, that you've legitimately convinced yourself that ganging up on me is a great way of showing your disapproval of my presence.

I haven't ganged up on you. I've not insulted you at all. I wasn't laughing at you. I was trying to laugh with you. I would never dream of hurting your feelings. I was just trying to joke a little bit, but certainly not at your expense. So, be happy! Everything's cool!

Excellent response, Bill. Hope the message (and the doggy biscuits) get through to this guy.

I wouldn't place a bet on it though.

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@Frank Apisa,

Don't sweat it.

You know he's just the latest in the line of people who come on here and say weird **** that makes no sense, then get's grumpy when no one pays attention to him.

Don't know what he said to start this off, I put in on ignore a while ago. Not because he annoys me, but because there's no sense.

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@chai2,

We've been around long enough (10 years chai?) to spot them right away.
"Look at me" "Pay attention to me!"
Life's too short to waste time engaging with them.
They go straight to ignore.
I mean, this is a joke telling thread for Crissakes!

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@panzade,

No, this is kriss sake:

http://warriorwomen.50megs.com/images/swords_fantasy_kris_blades.jpg

http://maxpictures.com/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/di-sake.jpg

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@timur,

My mistake Mr Miyagi Very Happy

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I sold my Hoover last week.

Well, it was only collecting dust.

(courtesy of Tim Vine)

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@panzade,

They think they're being mysterious, the only mystery is why they think anyone should fall for such a tired old cliché.

I put him on ignore after about two days.

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Well, once again since Sept 5, somebody disrupts a popular thread. I love reading those old jokes.

Back to really bad jokes, I will not be tempted to say One Eyed Mind is a bad joke.

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@glitterbag,

Good one GB Very Happy

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@panzade,

In that spirit this sketch is a tribute to the politically divisive figure of Rev Ian Paisley who died today. He was a hard line Ulster Unionist who eventually sat down and made peace with Sinn Fein.

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NSFW but definitely bad.

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"We're not ganging up on you!"... "We're just ganging up on you subconsciously... yeah!".

Sorry, but he who ignores his brothers and sisters for their own peace, has no heart left to give that peace a place to stay in.

I am the one here who works with people - you don't work with people because YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. Who else is cowardly enough to ignore someone, THEN talk behind their back? Clearly your "ignore" system is you being scared of dealing with someone that will crush your social illusions.

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