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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 3 Nov, 2013 09:28 pm
@Region Philbis,
Looks like the prone container was literally 'peppered' with vicious blows.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sun 3 Nov, 2013 09:36 pm
@Region Philbis,
I believe that represents hunting 'out of season.'
hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 3 Nov, 2013 09:51 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Well that spices up the whole story.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 3 Nov, 2013 09:53 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
It's only a matter of thyme before Rosemary leaves.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sun 3 Nov, 2013 10:05 pm
@hingehead,
Yeah, but she's only going across the bay.
hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 3 Nov, 2013 10:57 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
And after she offers some sage advice, Basil leaves too.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 02:18 pm
@hingehead,
Very difficult to parsley that sentence.
vonny
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 03:09 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
The thyme has cumin to salt the conversation with a peppercorn of wit!
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timur
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 03:21 pm
So, what's the dill? Is it sage not to cut the mustard?
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 03:24 pm
@timur,

i'm relishing this thread and trying to ketchup...
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 03:26 pm
@Region Philbis,
Me too. I keep cumin back to it.
vonny
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 03:29 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Can't parsley the sentence, just not cutting the mustard
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 03:37 pm
@vonny,

oregano.
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 03:50 pm
@Region Philbis,
Let's not get carried away
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 04:20 pm
@hingehead,
I practice safe sex. I always use condiments.
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 05:56 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Please, no set ups for more cumin puns.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 7 Nov, 2013 08:30 pm

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1391975_668435933187972_1982528716_n.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 7 Nov, 2013 10:35 pm
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1459254_10153457064280296_328958377_n.jpg
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cherrie
 
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Reply Fri 8 Nov, 2013 05:03 am
What happens if you make a hole in a prism?



All the prismers escape.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 8 Nov, 2013 08:41 am
Just in time for thanksgiving

What do you call two turkeys f*#king?
Poultry in motion
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