Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

Great blonde joke, Spendius. I loved it.

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

My penis looks like a potato and is always telling me what to do.

It's a dicktater.

A rarity, a double blonde joke.

Now for a blond joke. A guy walks into a bar, it's afternoon, it's kinda quiet, so after a while, the bartender asks him if he's heard any good jokes. He says that he's just heard a good blond joke. Then the bartender, a big, muscular guy, says:

Now wait a minute, Buddy. I'm blond. My friend, the cop, Jimmy, the big guy on the other side of ya is a blond. Frank, the body builder down at the end of the bar, he's blond. Are you sure you want to tell this joke?

The guy looks around, thinks for a moment and says:

Naw, yer right. I wouldn't want to have to explain it three times.

Probably my favorite blonde joke Set...I just heard it recently

What? you finally made me laugh?

Signed,

A brunette with a little white

You have said that before osso.

I was doing a airfare search on the net to NYC, and you had to post this joke! It cooled my interest. LOL

I remembered a few years ago when there were news reports about bed bugs at the best of hotels in NYC. Is that still true?

I don't know where any bedbugs are, personally.

What did Zero say to Eight?

I love your belt dahling.

Why do evangelicals spit out their teeth at the taste of 7-Up?











It's the UN-cola.