How many pedants does is take to change a lightbulb?
Bayonet or screw in?
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Region Philbis
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Mon 22 Jul, 2013 06:05 am
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Advocate
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Mon 22 Jul, 2013 12:44 pm
A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you."
The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."
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blueveinedthrobber
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Mon 22 Jul, 2013 01:21 pm
Jeffrey Dhamer is having dinner with his family. His mother says "Jeffrey I don't really care for that new neighbor of yours". Dhamer replies "Try the corn then Mom"
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blueveinedthrobber
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Mon 22 Jul, 2013 01:27 pm
At the old folks home a man says "I think I'm getting Alzheimers, I can't even remember how old I am" Another man steps up and says "I can tell you , I have a method", and proceeds to put his hand down the man's pajama pants and starts fondling his balls. A minute later he says "You're 82." "That's right!", the man says, "How in the world did you know that?". "You told me yesterday", he replied.
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timur
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Mon 22 Jul, 2013 01:31 pm
How do you find a blind man in a roomful of naked models?
- it’s not hard.
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timur
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Mon 22 Jul, 2013 02:32 pm
Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar.
I don't know what y'all are on about. As far as I can see, timur posted a blank page. There isn't even anything to click on. In vonnie's case, I saw that image one time, that's all. But there was a gizmo one could click on and hope for the best.
There's a link to the image if you click 'quote'. He's either very clever and it should be entitled 'How to irritate A2K members' - or something very odd is happening.
