@Lustig Andrei,
Variations on a theme . . .
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs who hangs on the wall?
Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who lies in the ditch?
Phil.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the swimming pool?
Bob.
And finally . . .
"Hey Missis Johnson, can Jimmy come out to play baseball with us?"
"Danny, that's terribly cruel, you know Jimmy has no arms and no legs!"
"We need him for second base, Missis Johnson!"
