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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 05:42 pm
@timur,
timur wrote:

http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-comic-porsche-scientists-english-majors.jpg


Aha!!!
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 05:44 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Yeah, see, that's what I thought he said.

If I click on your link, Pearlylustre, I get a blank page crop up.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 05:44 pm
@Pearlylustre,

don't ask me why or how -- the image is invisible until you go to the url itself, much like an image that comes up as a red X.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 05:46 pm
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:


don't ask me why or how -- the image is invisible until you go to the url itself, much like an image that comes up as a red X.



See my post just above yours. I still get a blank page.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 05:54 pm
@Lustig Andrei,

screen shot of your post...


http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x336/RegionPhilbis/0000000000_zpsda4711b4.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 05:56 pm
@Lustig Andrei,

and i'm no longer seeing the image in any of the posts on this thread.
i think it only stays in memory (cache) for a bit...
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 06:48 pm
@Region Philbis,
I'm seeing it in your post to me. But who knows for how long.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 07:49 pm
@Lustig Andrei,

that one will stick around -- it's a screen shot i saved in photobucket...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2013 04:52 am

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/74753_617306348290744_327992628_n.jpg
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2013 05:03 am
@Region Philbis,
That's been posted before. Prob'ly by you. Laughing
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2013 05:07 am
@Lustig Andrei,

prolly...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2013 11:51 am

Sheer Nightgowns Can Be Fatal

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
model it for him.


Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea ... it's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the
modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
myself."


She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"

He never heard the shot.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2013 12:22 pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/67767_617630911591621_807633794_n.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2013 01:25 pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1002465_482743391817496_1755889184_n.jpg
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Kolyo
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2013 01:30 pm
@Region Philbis,
Sesame Street, the unrated version

Region Philbis wrote:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/74753_617306348290744_327992628_n.jpg
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Olivier5
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2013 04:01 pm
@Pearlylustre,
Code: it should be entitled 'How to irritate A2K members'

In my (short) experience, it doesn't take much to irritate an A2K poster. It's a very irritable crowd. :-)
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2013 05:26 pm
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:

"Windows frozen."


Husband texts back:

"Pour some luke warm water over it."


Wife texts back:

"Computer completely buggered now.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2013 07:49 pm
Quote:
A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer. She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter "penis". Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She almost died laughing at the computer's response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.

http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/pages/jokes.php?id=73
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timur
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 09:35 am
Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?


- This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump..
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 01:42 pm
@timur,
My new signature line on my phone:

Sent from imbecile dove. Please excuse anagrams.
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