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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jul, 2013 04:01 pm
@tsarstepan,
What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

(you reminded me of the whole suite of these)
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jul, 2013 04:32 pm
@hingehead,
What do you call a boomerang that fails to come back after you throw it?


A stick.
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jul, 2013 04:41 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter it won't come anyway.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jul, 2013 04:42 pm
There is no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially when they are doing 35kph over the speed limit.

And frankly, those flashing lights on the roof of your car look ridiculous.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jul, 2013 05:37 pm

A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan.

He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.

It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jul, 2013 06:17 pm
Probably the worst thing about being a penguin, is after you're in an argument you try to waddle away angry but still look adorably cute......
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jul, 2013 06:17 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Awesomely bad!

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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jul, 2013 06:18 pm
What's blue and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge in a denim jacket.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jul, 2013 06:50 pm
@hingehead,
uh...are we supposed to ask why it's sitting in a tree?

Doesn't matter. It's awful enough as is.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jul, 2013 03:47 am

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1016916_573495732693009_2092290820_n.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jul, 2013 03:50 pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/64095_614050195283026_424511515_n.jpg
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jul, 2013 03:53 pm
@Region Philbis,
I've seen that before. Maybe on this very thread or, at least, this very site.

But you're right, Region -- it's baaad.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jul, 2013 03:59 pm
@Lustig Andrei,

yeah, i prolly posted it before...
Debacle
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jul, 2013 04:43 pm
@Region Philbis,
Johnny Carson: You know your car's radiator needs water when you remove the cap and a lizard crawls out.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 05:32 am

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1070107_511982665539766_696473161_n.jpg
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 05:40 am
@Region Philbis,
Ha! McHobbit....

I went up to the attic last night and found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt.

Unfortunately, Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Rembrandt made lousy violins.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 05:42 am

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/164244_614684725219573_1340769157_n.jpg
panzade
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 07:38 am
@Region Philbis,
Very Happy That is so...so bad.
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Advocate
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 09:52 am
@Region Philbis,
Bad jokes are allowed. But not one this bad.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 09:57 am
@Region Philbis,
That kind of reminds me of a floor-mat a friend of mine onc had in front of his doorway. It had printed on it: Hi! I'm Matt.
 

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