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Debacle
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jul, 2013 04:52 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
A little girl, just home from Sunday school, asker her mother: "Is it true that we come from dust and go back to dust?"

Mom replied: "Yes, dear, that's true. It says so in the Bible."

"In that case, lots of people are either coming or going under my bed."

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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jul, 2013 05:31 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Do you smoke after sex?

Could be you're using the wrong lubricant.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jul, 2013 05:32 pm
@hingehead,
Who smokes after sex? I smoke before and during....
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jul, 2013 05:35 pm
I believe the original version of that tired old joke goes something like this:

Two guys talking. One asks, "Do you usually smoke after sex?" The other says, "I dunno. I never looked."
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jul, 2013 06:24 pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1010986_473566712735164_277727457_n.jpg
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Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 07:49 am
@Lustig Andrei,
Niu? Vas is doss? This is far too gud for here!
panzade
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 08:03 am
@Ragman,
Quote:
Niu? Vas is doss?


Very eery to read that as my omama would say the very same thing to me as I picked at a booger some fifty-odd years ago.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 03:32 pm
I wonder if Jeremy irons secretly laughs at himself while ironing.
panzade
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 04:41 pm
@hingehead,
Wouldn't that be ironic?
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Advocate
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 05:34 pm
@hingehead,
He never irons. He employs two people who do nothing else.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 02:16 am
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

I wonder if Jeremy irons secretly laughs at himself while ironing.



What happens when Bill Withers, then?
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 02:27 am
@Lordyaswas,
Or what Robert Browning thought, as he sat in the sun?

Or Elizabeth Fry, as she made breakfast?
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laughoutlood
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 03:12 am
@hingehead,
Quote:
Do you smoke after sex?


I put myself out there on you and all i get is the fag end of your crepuscular evening , your Genghis Khan becomes such an Immanuel Kant.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 09:09 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IMWH48KSAtM/UdaeH2PXiPI/AAAAAAAAA8s/0_r401ovXNo/s1600/protect-your-ass.jpg
Debacle
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 04:22 pm
@Region Philbis,



spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 05:53 pm
@Debacle,
Question: What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Answer: Benoit B. Mandelbrot
Debacle
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 05:56 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
What does the S in Harry S Truman stand for?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 07:58 pm
@Debacle,
Well, are you gonna tell us? We've been waiting all afternoon.
Debacle
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 08:04 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
It stands for "S".
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 08:24 pm
@Debacle,
I'm still waiting for something that vaguely resembles a punch-line.
 

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