Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

The six had guns, and the five had knives.

That's not even a "bad" joke. That's just dumb.

It wasn't.

Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

(Btw, the question was directed at Olivier Five's supposed subtlety.

And me limping was another of his pretensions to subtlety.)

I never said I was subtle, just that Spendius' joke was.

What's your problem, Timur? Are you an archenemy of Spendius or something? Did YOU thumb down his behaviorists joke?

His joke was excellent.

Your comment was arrogant..

I tend to appreciate Spendius comments.

I rarely thumbed down a post and not his or yours.

So you're the anti-arrogance sherif around here? You must be quite busy... Do you put yourself in jail often?

You want to pick a fight?

Here are some hints..

You did that already, honey. Don't be shy now.

ahhaha! tnx

bad stuff...thanx

From an oldtime Grand Ole Opry recording:

Roy Acuff: "Minnie, have you ever been bedridden?"

Minnie Pearl: "Yes, many times. And once in a buggy."

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

Sometimes I wish I was a dairy farmer so that I could put "works well with udders" as a skill on my resume.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

I stayed up all night worrying about where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me!

Oh gawd, Andrew. The Indians prolly beat the hell outta Columbus for saying something like that.

Please note the putative purpose of this thread as clearly implied in its title.

I encountered a couple of drunks outside of the motel bar a few weeks ago, and they were arguing about whether that was the sun up there, or the moon. "How the hell should I know?" I asked. I'm not from around here, either.

Indeed. I was just handing you an award, plus the thumbs-up.